E-Mail Female-Salena Jones

[ti:E-Mail Female] [ar:Salena Jones] [al:与古典谈恋爱] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]E-Mail Female - Salena Jones [00:14.47]I woke up at half past nine and saw my partner was on line [00:21.29]I waited till he hurried out the door [00:25.44] [00:28.42]Didn't wait to wash and dress [00:31.81]I knew that perfect happiness [00:34.71] [00:35.24]Was waiting with the mouse without a paw [00:39.48] [00:42.85]With a whirr it sprang to life [00:45.89]My modem dialled my other life [00:49.47]My email lover's message was in store [00:53.76] [00:56.54]I double clicked I nearly flipped [00:59.98]The screen was full of naughty tips [01:03.05] [01:03.57]The sort of things I've never heard before [01:07.90] [01:11.01]Oh my computer brings me the perfect suitor [01:17.27] [01:17.98]I log on and there he is again for me [01:22.94] [01:25.00]Never alone now [01:28.71]When I am on my own now [01:32.26]He appears and turns me on [01:34.89] [01:35.45]We surf together [01:38.29] [01:39.36]Suddenly the screen goes bare [01:42.40]It crashes and there's nothing there [01:45.91]I click and curse and call the PC names [01:50.43] [01:53.04]A friendly voice I recognize [01:56.31]Says hope you like my new surprise [02:00.17]Is he my love he's covered me in shame [02:04.74] [02:07.55]Poor internetter thought you'd found something better [02:13.97] [02:14.49]To fill a boring day with loving souvenirs [02:20.00] [02:21.56]How demoralising to find I've been fraternising [02:27.95] [02:28.73]With someone I've been living with for years and years and [02:35.60] [02:36.30]End of day when he walks in he kisses me with knowing grin [02:42.57] [02:43.28]I look away to hide my blushing smile [02:47.34] [02:49.87]We both agree the world wide web [02:53.49]Cannot replace our marriage bed [02:56.94]Cos no computer beats real love for style [03:01.81] [03:03.94]No apple mac no perfect word [03:07.65]No Microsoft no CompuServe [03:10.72] [03:11.43]No computer beats real love for style [03:16.65] [03:17.67]No oh no no no