I’m The Greatest Star-Barbra Streisand

[ti:I'm The Greatest Star] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:Just For The Record Highlights] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I’m The Greatest Star - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊) [00:42.78]Sweet as pie to tough as leather [00:45.22]And thats six expressions more [00:46.96]Than all them barrymores put together [00:49.90]Instead of just kicking me [00:51.90]Why dont they give me a lift [00:55.71]Well it must be a plot [00:57.15]Cause theyre scared that I got [00:59.59]Such a gift--well Im miffed--cause [01:08.34]Im the greatest star-- [01:11.77]I am by far but no one knows it [01:18.90]Wait theyre gonna hear a voice [01:22.02]A silver flute--ah hah ah hah-- [01:25.34]Theyll cheer each toot [01:26.84]（hey that girl is terrific ） [01:28.90]When I expose it [01:31.84]Now cant you see to look at me [01:33.97]That Im a nachral camille [01:38.77]As camille I just feel [01:42.46]Ive got so much to offer [01:44.72]Kid I know Id be divine because [01:46.54]Im a nachral cougher [01:49.72] [01:53.72]Some aint got it--not a lump [01:56.48]Im a great big clump of talent [01:59.91]Laugh [02:02.28]Theyll bend in half [02:03.42]（did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman ） [02:05.48]A thousand jokes [02:07.48]Stick around for the jokes [02:09.23]A thousand faces I reiterate [02:14.24]When youre gifted [02:15.86]Then youre gifted [02:17.55]These are facts--i got no axe to grind [02:22.61]Hey what are you--blind [02:26.42]In all of the world so far [02:29.80]Im the greatest star [02:32.30]Who is the pip with piz-azz [02:35.30]Who is all ginger and jazz [02:38.29]Who is as glamorous as [02:41.05]Whos an american beauty rose [02:43.92]With an american beauty nose [02:46.55]And ten american beaty toes [02:49.49]Eyes on the target and wham-- [02:52.30]One shot one gun shot and bam [02:55.86]Hey mr keeney here I am [03:03.61]Im the greatest star [03:06.42] [03:08.13]But no one knows it [03:10.00]Thats why I was born-- [03:13.44]Ill blow my horn [03:15.44]Till someone blows it [03:17.94]Ill light up like a light [03:21.06]Right up like a light [03:22.88]Ill flicker then flare up [03:25.56]All the worlds gonna stare up [03:29.57]Lookin down [03:30.32]Youll never see me-- [03:31.75]Try the sky [03:32.44]Cause thatll be me [03:33.69]I can make em cry [03:36.01]I can make em sigh [03:38.01]Someday theyll clamor [03:39.26]For my dram-er [03:42.32]Have you guessed yet [03:44.26]Whos the best yet [03:46.44]If you aint Ill tell you one more time [03:51.32]You bet your last dime [03:53.32]In all of the world so far [03:55.69]I am the greatest greatest star