The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change-Tom Waits

[ti:The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change] [ar:Tom Waits] [al:Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change - Tom Waits (汤姆·威兹) [00:11.07]The piano has been drinking [00:14.71] [00:16.69]My necktie is asleep [00:19.37] [00:21.58]And the combo went back to New York [00:26.22] [00:27.19]The jukebox has to take a leak [00:31.52] [00:32.20]And the carpet needs a haircut [00:36.06] [00:37.19]And the spotlight looks like a prison break [00:41.70] [00:42.62]'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes [00:47.19] [00:48.09]And the balcony's on the make [00:52.44] [00:53.07]And the piano has been drinking [00:56.72] [00:58.39]The piano has been drinking [01:02.51] [01:03.65]And the menus are all freezing [01:07.75] [01:09.00]And the light man's blind in one eye [01:13.05] [01:13.66]And he can't see out of the other [01:17.78] [01:18.85]And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid [01:24.00] [01:24.78]And he showed up with his mother [01:28.27] [01:29.61]And the piano has been drinking [01:34.11] [01:35.27]The piano has been drinking [01:38.92] [01:40.53]'Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler [01:46.43]Cream puff Casper milk toast [01:49.98] [01:51.24]And the owner is a mental midget [01:56.69]With the I Q of a fencepost [02:00.33] [02:01.64]'Cause the piano has been drinking [02:05.56] [02:07.22]The piano has been drinking [02:10.87] [02:12.57]And you can't find your waitress [02:16.84] [02:18.20]With a geiger counter [02:21.16] [02:22.76]And she hates you and your friends [02:26.78]And you just can't get served without her [02:31.97] [02:33.38]And the box-office is drooling [02:37.25] [02:38.58]And the bar stools are on fire [02:42.58] [02:43.78]And the newspapers were fooling [02:48.96]And the ash-trays have retired [02:52.89] [02:54.21]'Cause the piano has been drinking [02:58.05] [02:59.48]The piano has been drinking [03:03.45] [03:04.99]The piano has been drinking [03:08.95] [03:10.37]Not me not me not me not me not me