It's a Bore-Alfred Drake/Daniel Massey/Ross Reimueller

H: Look at all the captivating fascinating things there are to do G: Name two. H: Look at all the pleasures of the myriad of treasures we have got G: Like what? H: Look at Paris in the spring when each solitary thing is more beautiful than ever before! You can hear every tree almost saying "Look at me!" G: What color are the trees? H: Green! G: What color were they last year? H: Green! G: And next year? H: Green! G: It's a bore! H: Don't you marvel at the power of the mighty Eiffel Tower knowing there it will remain evermore? Climbing up to the sky over 90 stories high G: How many stories? H: 90 G How many yesterday? H: 90 G: And tomorrow? H: 90 G: It's a bore! H: The River Seine! G: All it can do is flow H: But think of wine! G: It's red or white H: But think of girls! G: It's either yes or no and if it's no or if it's yes it simply couldn't matter less! H: But think of a race with your horse in seventh place Then he suddenly begins and he catches up and wins - with a roar! G: It's a bore! H: Don't you dream, for Heaven's sake? G: Dreaming bores me wide awake! H: Life's a gay romantic fling! G: If you like that sort of thing H: It's intriguing! G: It's fatiguing! H: It's a game! G: It's the same dull world wherever you go whatever place you are at The earth is round but everything on it is flat H: Don't tell me Venice has no lure G: Just a town without a sewer H: The Leaning Tower I adore! G: Indecision is a bore! (end)