三斤狗-网络歌手

[ti:三斤狗（客家山歌）] [ar:网络歌手] [al:在线热搜（华语）系列78] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]三斤狗 - 网络歌手 (Network singer) [00:18.58]古时有个李三雄 [00:22.83] [00:24.57]上夜下夜唔相同 [00:28.83] [00:30.08]上夜人喊他三斤狗 [00:32.77] [00:33.89]下夜喊他三伯公 [00:37.14] [00:37.76]名声一下上广东 若问样般甘稀奇 [00:55.09] [00:56.96]听我从头讲到尾 [01:00.59] [01:02.04]李三雄家住在松口 [01:05.16] [01:07.03]么食么著么床被 [01:10.72] [01:12.40]骨瘦如柴面又虚 [01:15.47] [01:19.15]辈世虽高人看轻 [01:24.16] [01:26.03]祖公生日坐下厅 [01:29.35] [01:30.97]新娘入屋门前站 [01:33.85] [01:35.85]族中丧事局其擎 [01:39.59] [01:40.78]三斤狗变他正名 [01:44.03] [01:46.47]三斤狗来受人欺 [01:49.97] [01:51.72]青菜么帛也赖他 [01:55.06] [01:56.94]为了减少麻烦事 [02:00.57]每日为人守东西 [02:04.38] [02:05.63]贼古看到也恼他 [02:09.75] [02:11.07]真是人穷人欺 [02:13.32]有一日三斤狗么米下锅煮的时候 [02:18.19]硬著头向有钱人家梗伯母借米煮 [02:22.95] [02:23.52]讲尽里好话 一只米都吾能借到 [02:28.08]他垂头丧气地回到家里 [02:31.52]正在长嘘短叹的时候 [02:35.71]忽然 [02:36.20]阿梗伯母带等族中的兄弟叔侄到来 [02:39.58]大声地吆喝三斤狗 [02:41.52] [02:42.72]三斤狗你入我厅 [02:46.40]斗胆偷走我金簪 [02:49.58] [02:51.39]今日你若唔拿出 [02:54.77]打断脚骨斩脚争 [02:58.58] [03:00.01]看你晓行吾晓行 [03:03.32] [03:04.01]什么呀 [03:04.83] [03:13.15]雨打芭蕉心还生 [03:18.39] [03:19.89]我家贫穷骨硬程 [03:22.95] [03:24.58]我平生不作亏心事 [03:27.95] [03:29.39]半夜敲门也吾惊 [03:33.02] [03:34.07]你莫么肉话成羹 [03:37.16] [03:38.97]捉你吾倒赖你么差 [03:41.84] [03:42.59]大家动手来搜查 [03:45.59] [03:47.28]灶头锅尾翻挪转 [03:50.40] [03:51.97]灿罐灿瓷踩脚下 [03:55.03] [03:56.71]只有几片蕃薯渣 [04:00.20] [04:10.51]阿梗伯母死也吾放过 [04:12.58]她就说 [04:13.76]我介侄今上正还转我介金簪 [04:16.76]他走了后三斤狗你就来借米 [04:20.77] [04:21.33]么别人再来 [04:22.88]介唔是你还有谁人 [04:25.14] [04:26.45]三斤狗万哽难开 [04:29.26]就话到社官坛来去咀鬼发誓 [04:33.64] [04:34.39]如果我系偷里介话 [04:36.39]行到半路会跌一跤 [04:37.66] [04:47.66]猫野齐粑脱爪难 [04:53.41] [04:54.17]众人同往社官坛 [04:57.35] [04:58.41]三斤狗他受冤屈 [05:02.04] [05:02.73]头晕眼花脚打颤 [05:06.10] [05:07.54]跌落圳道打滚翻 [05:11.35] [05:14.22]众人看到声连声 [05:19.05] [05:20.23]阿梗伯母声更尖 [05:24.42] [05:25.35]大家快来看呀 [05:27.10] [05:27.97]社官老爷有灵又有眼 [05:31.98] [05:33.16]三斤狗果然跌倒脚朝天 [05:38.10] [05:40.60]是他偷走我金簪 [05:44.61] [05:46.73]这个时候三斤狗有口难言 [05:49.92] [05:50.54]食里生牛肉 [05:52.35]被带上了贼古介帽子 [05:55.66]更加么人看得起他 [05:57.61] [06:08.73]雪欺霜压受熬剪 [06:12.73] [06:14.54]冷锅死灶难过年 [06:18.16] [06:19.42]老婆向人赊猪肉 [06:22.98]王阿二跟著来收钱 [06:26.35] [06:27.92]声声么钱马上肉拿还 [06:32.73] [06:34.30]三斤狗猪肉拿转来 [06:37.35] [06:37.85]我实在么钱买肉来敬祖宗 [06:41.73]请你通融一下 [06:43.67]过几天过几天我会加倍地还给你 [06:47.60]唔做得过年的猪肉比金子还要贵 [06:52.10]赶快把半斤猪肉拿转来 三斤狗 [06:58.73] [06:59.60]话你知猪肉落锅煮等哩 [07:05.98] [07:07.67]王阿二打开锅盖把肉拿来走 [07:14.10]正爱起脚出门时 [07:16.42] [07:18.42]忽听三斤狗自言又自语 [07:22.73] [07:24.92]人家有肉肉过年 [07:26.92]我家么肉汤过年 [07:29.98] [07:31.17]这刻薄的王阿二听到以后立即转身 [07:35.30]野倒一野灰 [07:37.35]撒到汤里面 [07:39.17]神气地讲这汤也是我猪肉煮介 [07:44.05] [07:44.92]三斤狗两公婆马上在大年三十夜 [07:50.73]连汤都么喝上一口 [07:53.42]饿著肚子早早就上床睡觉 [07:58.35] [07:59.28]半夜里忽听一阵拍门声 [08:12.69] [08:14.64]三斤狗夫妇心著惊莫非有人又搞鬼 [08:22.19] [08:24.07]一边猜疑一边听 [08:26.89] [08:28.69]越拍越急有喊声 [08:31.75] [08:33.63]谁人呀 三斤狗起身问何人 [08:40.26] [08:41.82]半夜拍门为何因 [08:44.88] [08:46.32]拍门之人大声喊 [08:49.63] [08:50.25]阿爸是我阿发古转来哩 [08:52.96] [08:54.84]三斤狗一听马上就开门 [08:58.03] [08:58.71]喜迎儿子转家庭 [09:02.09] [09:03.53]抱著阿发泪满襟 [09:10.28] [09:14.46]大年三十儿转来 [09:18.78] [09:20.22]又是喜来又是哀愁 [09:24.65] [09:25.59]是父子团圆了 [09:28.84] [09:30.72]哀是苦衷一大堆 [09:34.35] [09:36.03]愁云阵阵难打开 [09:41.13] [09:51.26]阿发开口问爷哀 [09:56.70] [09:58.26]什么结头解吾开 [10:01.51] [10:03.07]三斤狗对儿子讲儿子 [10:09.01] [10:09.82]如果你系吾能发财介话 [10:12.38]转到家里也会被人看衰 [10:15.45]人看衰哪 [10:17.57] [10:19.34]阿发一听知情由即向门外打招呼 [10:30.22] [10:31.65]喂揩入来好好好 [10:34.71]三斤狗抬头看清楚 [10:38.53] [10:40.28]只见四位壮挑夫 [10:43.59] [10:45.21]汗如雨下满身流 [10:48.78] [10:52.22]四人挑著大皮箱担竿弯弯百斤上 [11:01.53] [11:02.72]细细房间放唔还有两担放上床 [11:09.71] [11:12.39]阿发安慰亲爷