Ce N'Est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) [feat. Sean Hayes] [Smash Cast Version]-SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes

[ti:Ce N'Est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) (feat. Sean Hayes) (Smash Cast Version)] [ar:SMASH Cast] [al:Musical Chairs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ce N'Est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) [feat. Sean Hayes] [Smash Cast Version] - SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes [00:01.98]Some men are born with money [00:03.19] [00:03.92]Some men are born with looks [00:05.09] [00:05.92]Some men are born with knowledge [00:07.53]You won't find in Descartes' books [00:09.48] [00:10.10]One man is given talent [00:11.33] [00:11.99]While one is born with strength [00:13.34] [00:13.97]Some men are born with shoulders wide [00:16.12]While some endowed with length [00:17.76] [00:18.92]But once in every century there comes a blessed morn [00:22.03] [00:22.74]A man like moi with all the gifts [00:24.81]I've listed here is born [00:27.11]So this has been my credo since I was very young [00:30.35] [00:30.91]I say "It's not my fault" or to put it in my tongue: [00:35.60] [00:37.52]"Ce n'est pas ma faute" [00:39.19] [00:40.71]I'm really not to blame [00:41.90] [00:43.20]I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above [00:45.17]Why men do not come out the same [00:46.86] [00:47.98]The day that I was born [00:50.31]I crowned just like a prince it's true [00:52.77]A nursemaid pinched my derriere [00:54.29]And ladies have been pinching ever since [00:56.22]Whoo [00:56.90] [00:57.44]My mother heard me cry [00:59.06] [00:59.72]She offered up her breast [01:00.95] [01:01.91]Then as a man I learned to use [01:03.53]That sad routine to sample all the rest [01:05.30] [01:06.55]But when I list my conquests [01:07.77] [01:08.41]It's certainly not meant to gloat [01:11.51]It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute [01:14.40] [01:15.69]Ce n'est pas ma faute [01:17.98]I've caused so many rifts [01:19.27] [01:20.13]It's truly both a blessing and a curse [01:21.92]That I must always share these gifts [01:23.59] [01:24.71]A tutor named Claudine [01:26.29] [01:26.91]Once taught me all she knew [01:28.23] [01:29.15]And when I had exhausted all she had [01:31.03]Then I taught her a thing or two [01:32.58] [01:33.51]The pantry was the place [01:34.72] [01:35.79]A serving wench Suzette (Nice crepes) [01:38.24]Taught me a brand-new recipe [01:39.44]Then had me serve it to her on brochette [01:41.52] [01:42.64]And so I say to all the crying cuckolds [01:45.29]With their hands around my throat [01:46.98] [01:47.49]"I'll have her home by ten" [01:48.91]And ce n'est pas ma faute [01:50.64] [01:53.20]En garde Coupe And coup d'arret [01:54.68]The pesky duels won't go away [01:56.23]It's simply not my fault that I'm adored [01:58.59] [01:59.15]Touche seconde arete riposte [02:00.60]It's just a fact I do not boast [02:02.19]I'm blessed with something mightier [02:03.39]Than either pen or sword [02:04.80] [02:05.51]Now dance wenches dance [02:06.94] [02:31.43]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:32.66]He's really not to blame [02:33.60] [02:34.18]The problem is the moth [02:35.29]That's always circling the flame [02:36.70] [02:37.34]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:38.65]It's really not his fault [02:40.10]I'm gifted with a treasure [02:41.31]So why keep it in the vault [02:42.76] [02:43.32]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:44.62]Please don't castrate the bull [02:46.14]I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull [02:48.83]Oh [02:49.13]Pull [02:49.51]Oh [02:49.91]Pull [02:50.30]Oh [02:50.63]So if you want to find me [02:52.02]I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat [02:53.97]I see what keeps this lass afloat [02:55.24]I choose this wench to motorboat [02:56.92]No sheep is safe from this old goat [02:58.48]I'll need some help on this last note [03:00.17] [03:00.88]Yes ce n'est pas ma faute [03:13.10] [03:13.78]Oh are we finished