Master Of The House-Sacha Baron Cohen/Helena Bonham Carter/Les Misérables Cast

[ti:Master Of The House] [ar:悲惨世界] [al:悲惨世界 电影原声带 Les Misérables: Hig] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master Of The House - Sacha Baron Cohen/Helena Bonham Carter/Les Misérables Cast [00:05.61]My band of soaks my den of dissolute's
浸湿的绷带，放纵的穴位 [00:11.86]
我的小玩笑，我总是像笨蛋一样醉醺醺的 [00:13.37]My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts [00:20.74]
我的儿子们一直在我的酒馆里 [00:22.17]My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn [00:32.76]
家猪也归圈了 [00:36.13]Homing pigeons homing in [00:39.51]
他们在我的门上狂欢 [00:40.38]They fly through my doors [00:43.88]
他们在地上匍匐 [00:47.50]And they crawl out on all fours [00:50.26]
欢迎到来，Monsieur，随意坐 [00:53.38]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
你会遇见镇上最好的酒馆主 [00:56.69]And meet the best innkeeper in town [01:00.20]
剩下的全是坏蛋 [01:01.95]As for the rest all of 'em crooks:
用书骗取顾客钱财 [01:05.26]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [01:08.26]
你几乎很少见 [01:10.77]Seldom do you see [01:13.08]
像我这样的老实人 [01:14.51]Honest men like me
目的单纯，心甘情愿 [01:17.39]A gent of good intent
做一个像绅士一样的人 [01:20.45]Who's content to be [01:23.34]
房子的主人，散发魅力 [01:24.40]Master of the house doling out the charm
准备好了握手和拥抱 [01:27.21]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
讲一个段子总能让人笑开怀 [01:30.03]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
顾客们无上感激 [01:33.09]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
乐于助人 [01:35.78]Glad to do a friend a favor
让我变得很友好 [01:38.91]Doesn't cost me to be nice [01:41.09]
一事无成 [01:41.84]But nothing gets you nothing
万物都有代价 [01:43.40]Everything has got a little price [01:46.18]
房子的主人是动物园管理者 [01:47.68]Master of the house keeper of the zoo
准备好给他们钱 [01:50.43]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
喝点酒，增加体重 [01:53.30]Watering the wine making up the weight
当他们醉醺醺的时候收起他们的小饰品 [01:56.12]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
每个人都爱店主 [01:59.03]Everybody loves a landlord
每个人都很友好 [02:01.72]Everybody's bosom friend [02:04.09]
我愿意干任何让人愉悦的事情 [02:04.84]I do whatever pleases
上帝，我不想结束 [02:06.22]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [02:08.06]
房子的主人，闭上你的眼 [02:09.06]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
不要想路过的行人 [02:11.81]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
贫穷的追随者，伟大的男管家 [02:14.69]Servant to the poor butler to the great
安慰者，哲学家，人生伴侣 [02:17.51]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
每个人都想得到陪伴 [02:20.38]Everybody's boon companion
每个人都是监护人 [02:23.01]Everybody's chaperone [02:25.45]
收拾好你的行李箱 [02:25.95]But lock up your valises
上帝，我不能过于露骨地评判你 [02:27.38]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [02:29.32]
无须比较的食物，难以置信的食物 [02:30.70]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief
混进绞肉机里，假装它是牛肉 [02:33.39]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:35.65]
马腰子，猫肝脏 [02:36.28]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
把这些灌进香肠里 [02:39.21]Filling up the sausages with this and that
居民们非常欢迎 [02:42.39]Residents are more than welcome [02:44.52]
通过合理的收费 [02:45.02]Bridal suite is occupied [02:47.06]
新娘的服装被占用 [02:47.93]Reasonable charges
在一边加点额外的装饰 [02:49.09]Plus some little extras on the side
圣诞老人 [02:52.15](Oh Santa )
收讨厌鬼的费用，额外的收费还有会奖旅游 [02:53.91]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
百分之二的费用是因为看镜子两次 [02:56.61]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.10]
这里有薄片，那里有一些切好的 [02:59.73]Here a little slice there a little cut
百分之三的费用是因为关闭窗户睡觉 [03:02.23]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
当制定价格时 [03:05.17]When it comes to fixing prices [03:07.23]
有好多我知道的票 [03:08.18]There are a lot of tricks I knows [03:10.37]
怎么增加，就用切成小块或薄片的方式 [03:11.12]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:13.37]
上帝，增长的方式简直让人惊奇 [03:13.92]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:16.34]
对不起，亲爱的 [03:18.78]Oh sorry love [03:19.72]
让我们开始完成 [03:21.53]Let's get something done about that [03:22.90]
我过去常常幻想自己会遇见王子 [03:26.59]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:30.22]
上帝，你看见在那之后发生什么了吗 [03:31.23]But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since [03:36.92]
屋子的主人，这不值得我唾弃 [03:38.92]Master of the house Isn't worth my spit [03:43.67]
安慰者，哲学家，人生伴侣，不 [03:44.17]Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [03:48.34]
狡猾的想法，邪恶的东西 [03:49.27]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
以为他是适合的恋人，其实不然 [03:54.28]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there [03:59.09]
自然地哄骗让我堕落成一个卑鄙的家伙 [03:59.65]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [04:06.15]
上帝知道我在这屋里和混蛋住了多久 [04:06.97]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [04:10.61]
房子的主人 [04:11.81]Master of the house
房子一半的主人 [04:12.87]Master and a half
安慰者，哲学家 [04:14.35]Comforter philosopher
别让我发笑 [04:15.85]Don't make me laugh
贫穷的追随者，伟大的男管家 [04:17.16]Servant to the poor butler to the great
伪君子，酗酒者 [04:19.92]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
每个人都是店主 [04:22.98]Everybody bless the landlord
每个人都赢得配偶 [04:26.24]Everybody bless his spouse
每个人举杯欢庆 [04:28.80]Everybody raise a glass
高举店主 [04:32.17]Raise it up the master's arse [04:33.84]
每个人在房东家举杯欢庆 [04:34.53]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House