Fell In Love With A Robot-Karate High School

[ti:Fell In Love With A Robot] [ar:Karate High School] [al:Invaders(Advance)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.31]I fell in love with a robot [00:03.62]And the color of her digital eyes [00:07.26]She’s 5 foot 3 her lights are LED [00:10.68]I got a great discount from the factory [00:14.22]She never criticizes my lifestyle or says to get a job [00:21.07]She never says any of my jokes are stupid [00:24.56]She totally relates to Batteries Not Included [00:28.00]I wonder if she loves me [00:31.36]I wonder if she cares [00:34.83]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that [00:41.70]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints [00:43.26] [00:44.92]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists [00:48.91]Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me [01:01.82] [01:02.52]I fell in love with a robot [01:05.41]And now I’ll never have to be alone [01:09.08]I know it sounds weird but it’s a fact: [01:12.44]She’s a great substitute for human contact [01:15.95]And every time my friends call to go out [01:20.83]She says honey have fun [01:21.83] [01:22.73]But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys [01:26.08]Because tonight I have a hot date with my android [01:27.98] [01:29.69]I wonder if she loves me [01:33.08]I wonder if she cares [01:36.25]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that [01:42.37] [01:43.47]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints [01:45.29] [01:46.67]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists [01:50.59]Because she literally was made for me Because she literally was made for me [02:02.24] [02:04.66]If this sounds like science fiction it’s because you don’t have the facts [02:11.10]Put yourself in my position: once you go cyborg you don’t go back [02:22.46] [02:30.21]The warranty says if they break they’ll fix ‘em [02:33.22]They’ll even upgrade the operating system [02:36.65]I wonder if she loves me [02:40.02]I wonder if she cares [02:43.30]All my friends want me to give her back but I wouldn’t dare do that [02:50.27]She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints [02:52.03] [02:53.44]But she’s better than any girl that actually exists [02:57.32]Because she literally was made for me [03:03.93]Because she literally was made for me