There Are Many Dangers-Crash Test Dummies

[ti:There Are Many Dangers] [ar:Crash Test Dummies] [al:A Worm's Life] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.36]There Are Many Dangers - Crash Test Dummies [00:05.08]Written by：Brad Roberts [00:07.23] [00:10.62]If your toast gets stuck in the toaster [00:15.85] [00:17.61]Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up [00:25.71] [00:27.26]Oh look out [00:29.24] [00:31.30]I did and I got caught in the current [00:34.24] [00:36.14]Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight [00:40.13] [00:44.92]There are many dangers [00:46.91]They could be in a toaster or a common thing [00:52.22] [00:54.54]You must keep a lookout [00:56.60]Remember all the rules they have for everything [01:02.17] [01:09.45]When it's very very cold out [01:14.86] [01:16.43]Do not put your tongue on cold metal things [01:23.35]For example [01:24.58] [01:26.40]Stop signs [01:28.18] [01:30.17]I did and they had to pull some skin off [01:33.56] [01:34.77]Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night [01:39.17] [01:43.88]There are many dangers [01:45.81]They could be in a toaster or a common thing [01:51.46] [01:53.38]You must keep a lookout [01:55.66]Remember all the rules they have for everything [02:00.84] [02:28.02]When they'd taken out my tonsils [02:33.69] [02:35.47]I brought them home [02:36.80] [02:37.69]Kept them in a jar on the shelving [02:43.53] [02:45.33]In my room [02:46.76] [02:49.02]Between the toaster stop sign and my tonsils [02:52.23] [02:53.54]I've got lots of things to think about at night [02:58.01] [03:02.52]There are many dangers [03:04.51]Could be in a toaster or a common thing [03:10.16] [03:11.93]You must keep a lookout [03:14.23]Remember all the rules they have for everything