Adelaide's Lament-Barbra Streisand

[ti:Adelaide's Lament] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:The Broadway Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.07]芭芭拉史翠珊 [00:03.50]Adelaide's Lament [00:12.74]The average unmarried female [00:17.80]Basic'lly insecure [00:20.93]Due to some long frustration [00:23.55]May react [00:25.49]With psychosomatic symptoms [00:32.99]Difficult to endure [00:34.99]Affecting the upper respiratory tract [00:43.05]In other words [00:44.05]Just from waiting around [00:45.73]For that little band of gold [00:48.49]A person can develop a cold [00:52.61]You can spray her wherever you figure [00:55.05]The streptococci lurk [00:56.11]You can give her a shot [00:59.24]For whatever she's got [01:01.05]But it just won't work [01:03.05]If she's tired of getting the fish-eye [01:05.05]From the hotel clerk [01:07.74]A person [01:10.11]Can develop a cold [01:16.61]The female remaining single [01:20.80]Just in the legal sense [01:23.92]Shows a neurotic tendency [01:26.80]See note: [01:29.05]Note: Chronic organic syndromes [01:34.68]Toxic and hypertense [01:37.74]Involving the eye [01:40.12]The ear and the nose and throat [01:42.36]In other words [01:43.24]Just from worrying [01:46.24]Whether the wedding is on or off [01:50.80]A person [01:51.24]Can develop a cough [01:54.87]You can feed her all day [01:56.37]With the Vitamin A [01:57.74]And the Bromo Fizz [02:00.30]But the medicine never [02:01.18]Gets anywhere near [02:03.55]Where the trouble is [02:05.05]If she's getting a kind [02:06.55]Of name for herself [02:07.74]And the name ain't 'his' [02:10.18]A person [02:12.24]Can develop a cough [02:15.11]And further more [02:16.36]Just from stalling [02:17.61]And stalling and stalling [02:19.11]The wedding trip [02:20.24]A person [02:22.36]Can develop La grippe [02:24.67]When they get on a train [02:26.93]For Niag'ra [02:27.30]And she can hear church bells chime [02:30.62]The compartment is air conditioned [02:32.61]And the mood sublime [02:35.17]Then they get off at Saratoga [02:36.67]For the fourteenth time [02:40.67]A person [02:42.49]Can develop La grippe [02:44.24]La grippe La post nasal drip [02:47.86]With the wheezes [02:49.30]And the sneezes [02:50.80]And a sinus that's really a pip [02:54.17]For a lack of community property [02:55.86]And a feeling she's getting too old [03:00.30]A person [03:02.55]Can develop [03:03.05]A bad bad cold