99 Problems (The Wedding Band Cast Version)-Wedding Band Cast

[ti:99 Problems (The Wedding Band Cast Version)] [ar:Wedding Band Cast] [al:99 Problems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.50]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:02.69]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:05.37]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:07.79] [00:08.30]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:10.33] [00:10.95]Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes [00:12.92]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:15.71]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes [00:18.22]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough [00:20.98]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:23.58]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:26.27]Got beef with radio if i don't play they show [00:28.68]They don't play my hits well i don't give a sh*t so [00:31.93]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:33.83]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:36.77]I don't know what you take me as [00:38.89]Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has [00:41.20]I'm from rags to riches niggaz i ain't dumb [00:43.26] [00:43.81]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:47.14] [00:49.79]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:51.59]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:54.23]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:57.27]The year is 94 in my trunk is raw [00:59.52]In my rearview mirror is the motherf**kin law [01:02.28]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm [01:04.86]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [01:07.32]And i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake [01:09.79]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case [01:12.11]So i pull over to the side of the road [01:14.90] [01:15.51]Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for [01:17.77]Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hat's real low [01:20.06]Or do i look like a mindreader sir i don't know [01:22.67]Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo' [01:25.09]Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four [01:27.81]License and registration and step out of the car - [01:30.90]Are you carryin a weapon on you i know a lot of you are [01:32.93]I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my papers legit [01:35.41]Well do you mind if i look around the car a little bit [01:38.11]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back [01:40.75]And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [01:43.04]Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out [01:45.67]For lawyer or somethin somebody important or somethin [01:48.37]Child i ain't passed the bar but i know a little bit [01:50.98]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [01:53.02]Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes [01:55.82]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [01:59.78] [02:01.78]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:03.85]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:06.20]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [02:09.35] [02:12.02]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:13.88]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [02:16.39]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [02:19.67]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:21.53]A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe [02:24.58]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy [02:26.96]But a p**sy havin no god damn sense try an' push me [02:29.82]I try to ignore him talk to the lord [02:32.09]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:34.59] [02:35.45]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:37.46]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:39.54]And only thing that's gon' happen is i'ma get to clappin and [02:42.45] [02:43.08]He and his boys gon' be yappin to the captain [02:45.38]And there i go trapped in the kit-kat again [02:47.28] [02:47.83]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [02:50.62]Fiends on the floor scratchin again [02:52.85]Paparazzis with they cameras snappin them [02:55.40]Da try to give a ni**a shaft again [02:58.13]Half a mill' for bail cause i'm african [03:00.01] [03:00.58]All because this fool was harassin them [03:03.13]Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin [03:05.72]But ain't nuttin sweet bout how i hold my gun [03:08.36]I got 99 problems b and a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:11.23] [03:13.83]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:15.59] [03:16.11]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:18.26]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:21.31] [03:24.14]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:26.34]If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son [03:28.79]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:31.57]99 Problems (The Wedding Band Cast Version) - Wedding Band Cast [03:32.60]99 problems [03:32.67]