刚刚好-郭德纲

[ti:刚刚好] [ar:郭德纲] [al:卢中强创作作品集] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]刚刚好 - 郭德纲 (Degang Guo) [00:02.28]你呀干点正事吧 [00:04.66]整天到晚的啊 [00:06.59]你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有 [00:09.84]你看看人家 开好车的买大楼房 [00:12.96]你看看你你是一无所有 [00:16.14]你脚下的地在抖你身边的水在流 [00:19.40] [00:19.97]你爸爸姓崔 [00:21.34]你爸爸叫贱 [00:22.65] [00:23.52]2006年火了的这个人 [00:28.77] [00:30.32]有人预计他红不过年根 [00:34.07] [00:37.07]年头到年尾和官司有缘分 [00:42.38] [00:44.00]依然红火他艺多不压身 [00:47.62] [00:50.56]床前依然明月光 [00:52.56]疑似一片地上霜 [00:54.11]举头总得望明月 [00:55.72]我名还叫郭德纲 [00:57.73] [00:58.29]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 [01:01.60]干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道 [01:04.30]我们太让鬼为难了 [01:06.80] [01:07.92]娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹 [01:10.75]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱 [01:14.39]是非恩怨没有征兆 [01:17.50]不过争得是个龙套 [01:19.87] [01:21.37]娱乐圈里装着炸药 [01:24.61]今天翻脸明天报料 [01:27.23] [01:27.92]旧人在哭新人在笑 [01:30.99]赚得还是百姓腰包 [01:33.86]刚刚好 [01:34.86] [01:36.98]我名气小 [01:38.35] [01:40.48]刚刚好 [01:41.54] [01:43.80]我胆子小 [01:45.05] [01:49.22]三教九流各行各业 [01:51.17]他的工作都对社会有意义 [01:53.93]那怕是一个赶大车送菜的 [01:57.05]驾驾驾喔喔喔 [01:59.23] [02:00.23]我看着很羡慕啊 [02:01.79]我想夸他两句 [02:03.53]谁是我儿子喔喔喔哎呀 [02:06.62] [02:07.38]给人民带来快乐 [02:09.65](谁给谁带来了快乐) [02:12.54]最起码我快乐了很多 [02:14.53]谁是我孙子 [02:15.68]喔喔喔哎呀喝 这位也不长记性 [02:19.80]谁是王八 [02:20.92] [02:21.83]他说什么呀 他提着鞭子过来了 [02:25.45]那是要抽你 他有不厚道的一面 [02:28.77] [02:29.34]周董and了费玉清 [02:31.97] [02:32.84]孟广美sorry了众网民 [02:36.04]偷拍伤了阿娇的心 [02:39.04] [02:39.66]张钰她睡觉睡出了名 [02:42.96]棚菲生了一个小千金 [02:46.46]张柏芝也跟着怀了孕 [02:49.78]石头疯了四两拨千斤 [02:53.09]整容整到了范冰冰 [02:55.85]刚刚好 [02:56.79] [02:58.91]我没怀孕 [03:00.22] [03:02.47]刚刚好 [03:03.46] [03:05.52]我没拍电影 [03:07.14] [03:11.70]遇事你别老望上看你得望下看 [03:15.57]怎么望下看 [03:17.26]比如说啊做买卖你赔钱了 [03:20.54]那还有跳楼的呢 [03:22.29]看着他你不是很快乐吗 [03:25.42]诶没错 [03:26.22]你这儿生一闺女你恨得慌那还有没孩子的呢 [03:30.22]啊 [03:30.79]你那失业了那还有失身的呢 [03:34.05]这没可比性啊 [03:35.72]你想你媳妇不要你了他也没要我啊 [03:40.04]娱记们乱点着鸳鸯 [03:43.55]钻石李baybay了李湘 [03:46.54]世界杯喊哑了黄健翔 [03:49.55]要选秀最好学师洋 [03:51.87] [03:53.61]宪哥主持到了中央 [03:56.35] [03:56.86]祖德要变性穿女装 [04:00.04]老太太死咬着赵忠祥 [04:03.09]隐私被博客全部暴光 [04:06.03]刚刚好 [04:06.96] [04:09.33]我没乱讲 [04:10.64] [04:12.77]刚刚好 [04:13.64] [04:15.94]我还正常 [04:17.21] [04:20.90]早上四点就得起出去练轻功去 [04:24.10] [04:25.04]刚一出去警察过来了嗨喊我我心里不亏啊 [04:29.23] [04:29.92]我可没犯事啊干嘛啊晨练都不许嘛 [04:33.49] [04:34.71]许 回去把裤子穿上 [04:36.70] [04:37.52]干什么也没有光着出来的 起猛了 [04:41.08] [04:41.96]到底为什么我们有点厌倦 [04:46.76] [04:48.65]到底怎样明星才能成仙 [04:51.67] [04:55.49]得道去西天 [04:57.17] [04:58.79]能不能还要脸 [05:00.79] [05:02.28]刚刚好 [05:03.17] [05:03.79]我没疯癫 [05:05.53] [05:09.21]刚刚好 [05:10.02] [05:10.64]我有于谦 [05:12.39] [05:15.97]刚刚好 [05:17.35]就快过年 [05:19.27] [05:21.52]哎干嘛呢你逮那个飞机拉线的