Get a Room-Lorraine Feather

[ti:Get a Room] [ar:Lorraine Feather] [al:Tales of the Unusual] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Get a Room - Lorraine Feather [00:15.79]Its pretty obvious [00:17.29]Youre not my type [00:19.04]But when were together people snipe [00:20.72]Get a room get a room get a room [00:22.49]Im not your destiny [00:24.61]Uh-uh no way [00:26.24]But time and again we hear em say [00:27.93]Get a room get a room get a room [00:28.96] [00:30.83]Youre careful and cautious and so polite [00:34.55]I dont care whose cage Im rattlin [00:37.67]This isnt a matter of left and right [00:41.16]Like Jim Carville and Mary Matalin [00:47.50]Youve always been the one [00:49.12]Whose chops you bust [00:50.87]The cop on the corner mutters Just [00:52.43]Get a room get a room get a room [00:54.26]We explain to him that opposites [00:56.37]Sometimes repel [00:57.94]As a couple construction workers yell [00:59.83]Get a room get a room get a room [01:01.45] [01:35.86]That little accent I do [01:38.67]Never seems to amuse you [01:43.04]Tell me all about spring break in Baltimore [01:45.54]Ive only heard it nine times before [01:50.83]Its highly unusual [01:52.51]For you to show up in my dreams [01:54.50]But even my cranky parrot screams [01:56.13]Get a room get a room [01:58.19]She goes Ooooooh [02:03.80]Get a room you two [02:06.18]I lack the particular outs and ins [02:09.61]Of women you refer to as goddesses [02:13.11]You speak I dont ever hear violins [02:16.89]Or even the ripping of bodices [02:23.13] [03:02.84]Smart-asses [03:03.15] [03:04.59]Think theyre wise [03:06.58]Total strangers roll their eyes [03:09.89]The schoolkids [03:10.76] [03:11.71]Wont let it lie [03:13.34]No mercy [03:14.90]When we pass by [03:17.51]They laugh they point time after time [03:21.00]Sometimes they chant [03:22.50]This jump rope rhyme: [03:24.25]They go [03:24.76]Ah ah eh eh say boom boom boom boom [03:28.18]Ah ah eh eh get a room get a room get a room [03:32.16] [03:34.66]Liar liar pants on fire [03:36.09]My face wasnt either turning red [03:38.28]That time your mother said [03:40.02]Get a room get a room [03:41.63]Ooh ooh ooh ooh [03:47.17]Just get a room you two [03:49.99]Snowed in in Fargo [03:51.54]No ones flyin whaddya know [03:53.48]Work trip dead beat [03:55.16]Nothins free but the Honeymoon Suite [03:57.16]Big bucks No choice [03:58.85]Then I hear this familiar voice [04:00.71]Hear you near me [04:02.46]Sounding pitiful as can be: [04:05.33]Is there any way I could possibly [04:08.89]Get a room get a room get a room [04:13.10]And the rest is history