Laughing At The Guru-Jon English

[00:19.72]Well I was walking along just the other day [00:22.15]I got stopped by a man giving something away [00:24.84]He gave me a picture he gave me a sign [00:27.14]And a stick of incense he said was mine [00:34.40]So he asked me to come to a get together [00:36.83]The very next day no matter the weather [00:39.18]There were men there were ladies all looking the same [00:41.42]I said slow down boy now what's the game [00:43.97]Pass the karma or something like that [00:46.18]Just bang the drum and pass the hat saying [00:49.52]Ooh meditation that's the name of the game [00:54.03]Ooh save the nation that's the name of the game [00:58.05]Well I stayed a while and had a cup of tea [01:00.43]Till they said the master would talk to me [01:02.77]He had a long black beard and long black hair [01:05.30]And he looked like a sunburnt teddy bear [01:07.70]So I just stopped dead and rubbed my eyes [01:10.28]Slapped my thigh and split my sides [01:12.71]Well he just looked away with a faded air [01:14.92]Said you can laugh I'm a millionaire [01:17.36]Well I stopped again cleared my throat [01:19.77]Because that don't sound like a billy goat [01:22.12]Well I'll shave my head though I know it's a mess [01:24.46]But I draw the line at wearing a dress I say [01:27.86]Ooh meditation that's the name of the game [01:32.67]Ooh save the nation that's the name of the game [01:36.35] [01:43.91]Ooh I've seen the light God is with me now I'm alright [01:54.00]I eat no beef just milk and honey [01:59.14]I stop you in the street and take your money [02:03.57] [02:23.64]Can't stop laughing at the guru he means everything he says [02:28.73]Can't stop laughing at the guru he can't hear us anyway [02:32.85]Oh ah can't stop laughing at the guru he means everything he says [02:38.21]Can't stop laughing at the guru he can't hear us anyway [02:43.12]Can't stop laughing at the guru he means everything he says [02:47.78]Can't stop laughing at the guru [02:51.72]Woh well they found me soon I kept turning a drum [02:54.62]You've got to learn to be a serious son [02:56.80]The world is not your personally ploy [02:59.21]Worship the little blue indian boy say [03:02.07]Ooh meditation that's the name of the game [03:06.89]Ooh save the nation that's the name of the game (yeah) [03:11.03] [03:18.23]Ooh I've seen the li-ight God is with me now I'm alright [03:28.33]I eat no beef just milk and honey [03:33.44]I stop you in the street and take your money [03:42.03]I really laugh [03:42.74]