I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual-Sloppy Seconds

[ti:I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual] [ar:Sloppy Seconds] [al:Live: No Time For Tuning] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual - Sloppy Seconds [01:16.84]People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun [01:19.40] [01:20.14]'Cause I don't go anywhere and I don't meet anyone [01:23.15] [01:24.76]But I know how rumors fly [01:26.57] [01:27.26]When you're a lonely guy [01:29.01] [01:29.57]And I'm here to tell you it's a lie [01:32.44] [01:34.49]There's strange things going on at night most everywhere [01:37.50] [01:39.18]You know those places well you'll never see me there [01:42.42] [01:43.92]I walk by other men [01:46.41]And I don't notice them [01:47.92] [01:48.53]But then those rumors start again [01:50.61] [01:53.15]So I'm gonna tell the world [01:55.46]I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [01:57.40] [01:58.02]I'm gonna find a girl [01:59.65]'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [02:02.14] [02:02.77]I guess that it's okay [02:04.38] [02:05.07]If other guys are gay [02:07.27]But my hormones are one directional [02:09.57]And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [02:11.62] [02:21.80]Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk [02:25.60] [02:26.60]Is it the way I look Is it the way I walk [02:30.53] [02:31.22]Is it the clothes I wear [02:33.72]That make the people stare [02:35.41] [02:36.09]Is it the way I comb my hair [02:38.77] [02:40.77]I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day [02:44.25] [02:45.26]When I can make them understand that I'm not gay [02:48.95] [02:50.26]But 'till that day is near [02:52.69]I guess I'll live in fear [02:54.93]And I curse the day I pierce my ear [02:58.30]There's nothing wrong with me [03:01.73]I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [03:03.67] [03:04.35]Know what I want to be [03:06.53]And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [03:08.53] [03:09.10]Soft boys and closet queens [03:11.59]Think Judy Garland's keen [03:13.52]But I don't think she's nothing special [03:16.21]And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [03:18.40] [03:29.23]So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right [03:31.55] [03:32.42]'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night [03:35.86] [03:37.10]I went to see the shrink [03:39.53]What did the doctor think [03:41.28] [03:41.84]I swear to god I saw him wink [03:44.34] [03:46.52]I pray to God I'm wrong [03:48.89]I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [03:50.64] [03:51.27]Why did I write this song [03:53.32]If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [03:55.32] [03:55.88]I hope it's not too late [03:58.13]For them to set me straight [04:00.38]I've got to see a real professional [04:02.69]'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual no [04:04.99] [04:06.30]No no no no No no no no no no no [04:09.87] [04:14.36]I don't wanna be I don't wanna be [04:16.79]I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual [04:18.41] [04:24.23]I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus [04:26.16] [04:27.05]I don't wanna be rich and famous [04:28.98]I don't wanna go to a French art festival [04:31.41]And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual