What Am I-Lifeguards

[ti:What Am I] [ar:Lifeguards] [al:Waving At The Astronauts] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What Am I - Lifeguards [00:19.44]I woke up this morning [00:21.94]Just to see what I'd become [00:23.94] [00:24.65]Oh what am I [00:26.55] [00:27.30]Oh what am I [00:29.06] [00:29.59]Looked up at my reflection [00:31.71]Told it 'get off of my thumb' [00:33.84] [00:34.53]Oh what am I [00:36.51] [00:38.35]Hi I'm a fly [00:40.18] [00:42.58]A big nasty hairy f**ker [00:45.10] [00:48.05]Wiping sh*t off my legs right now [00:51.46] [00:57.24]Well the initial shock won't last long said the doctor [01:00.96]As he looked me in the eyes [01:03.06] [01:06.06]And the ensuing disgust with everything [01:09.67]And self loathing will just be part of your new disguise [01:14.08] [01:15.63]What am I [01:17.18] [01:20.38]What am I [01:22.30] [01:25.97]What am I [01:27.20] [01:30.18]What am I [01:31.92] [01:36.30]I walked into space or maybe well well well below [01:40.47] [01:41.18]Saw into the past when life was but a gas [01:45.40] [01:46.13]Waving at the astronauts [01:48.12]I was cracking my meat taking the heat [01:50.63]They said be all you can be [01:53.10]And exactly what is that [01:55.52]What am I [01:56.53] [01:57.99]I'm a racehorse on a golf course [02:00.59]I'm a priest with a love ranch [02:02.96] [02:03.85]Can tighten the harness [02:05.74]Snug as a wig worm quick as a whistle [02:08.29]Soft as a pom pom I don't know [02:10.78] [02:12.74]You know life is what you build [02:15.22]In how much time that you can cram [02:17.61] [02:23.31]Point me in the right direction [02:25.68]Tell me what I am [02:27.56] [02:32.35]What I am [02:34.04] [02:37.21]Ooo what am I [02:38.87] [02:42.42]What I am [02:44.02] [02:47.52]What am I [02:48.70] [02:49.52]What am I [02:50.99] [02:52.07]What am I [02:53.34] [02:56.71]Ooooo what am I [02:59.01] [03:01.99]What am I [03:03.74] [03:06.30]Yeah what am I [03:09.01] [03:11.63]Hey what am I [03:13.95] [03:16.88]What am I [03:18.41] [03:21.75]What am I [03:23.03]What am I [03:24.52]What am I [03:25.61]What am I [03:27.41]What am I [03:29.47]What am I [03:32.15]What am I [03:33.57]What am I [03:34.82]What am I [03:35.93]What am I [03:36.91]What am I [03:39.55]What am I [03:40.44]What am I [03:41.23]What am I [03:42.09]What am I [03:42.95]What am I [03:44.69]What am I [03:45.70]What am I [03:46.92]What am I [03:50.98]What am I [03:52.30]What am I yeah [03:54.19] [03:56.43]What am I [03:58.17]What am I [03:59.32]What am I [04:00.71]What am I [04:02.01]What am I [04:03.27]What am I [04:04.41]What am I [04:05.88]What am I [04:07.10]What am I [04:08.38]What am I [04:09.79]What am I