My Clingy Girlfriend-Psychostick

[ti:My Clingy Girlfriend (Album)] [ar:Psychostick] [al:Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Clingy Girlfriend (Album) - Psychostick [00:16.22]I met her one day at the grocery store [00:19.59] [00:20.19]She had a jar of pickles [00:22.09]And ingredients for smores [00:24.08]I said to her "Smores are sweet but I'm sweeter" [00:27.91]She laughed and said [00:29.12]"Sure you are make me a believer" [00:33.78] [00:34.69]Oh smores [00:39.27] [00:39.91]I met her later for a cup of coffee [00:43.60]Something strange about [00:45.18]The way that she looked at me [00:47.64]I took her hand pulled her close [00:49.92]Then I kissed her [00:51.46]"Don't ever leave me" [00:52.86]She said in a creepy whisper [00:58.27]Oh shit [01:01.48] [01:09.76]My new clingy girlfriend [01:11.89] [01:12.67]Loves to text me all night [01:14.32] [01:15.36]My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of [01:18.75]Women my friends my dog my Xbox [01:22.99]All of the above gotta be [01:25.30]Second to my clingy girlfriend no [01:31.33] [01:51.09]A year goes by and she moves in with me [01:54.90]My man cave is now pink [01:56.65]And there are tampons under the sink [01:58.86]I had a drum set I played but she pawned it [02:02.90]At her friend's wedding [02:04.14]She reached for the bouquet and she caught it [02:09.68]Awkward [02:13.39] [02:14.78]She spends her time looking at wedding dresses [02:18.23] [02:18.78]Rings and cakes and flowers yeah [02:20.75]She's kind of obsessed [02:22.75]I think it's time to consider other options [02:26.59]'Cause I suspect that [02:28.03]She's poking holes in the condoms [02:33.42]Need proof [02:37.85] [02:45.17]My clingy girlfriend loves to text me all night [02:49.54] [02:50.50]My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of [02:54.25]Women my friends my dog my Xbox [02:57.79]All of the above gotta be [03:00.27]Second to my clingy girlfriend no [03:06.29] [03:09.84]I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when [03:13.78]I told her "I'm not ready [03:15.47]For this level of commitment" [03:17.79]She grabbed for a fork [03:19.51]Then stabbed me in the arm and [03:21.94]Began to pull my hair out [03:23.42]While expressing her resentment [03:25.66]And then she told me she [03:27.49]Would murder my whole family [03:29.25]My coworkers and the girl [03:30.71]Who took my order that day at [03:32.65]Wendy's then she set the house on fire [03:34.68]And ran screaming right outside [03:36.73]And I felt guilty as the flames [03:38.77]Reflected off her teary eyes [03:40.79] [03:41.64]So I took her back and now she [03:43.89]Won't let me have my car or [03:46.52]My dog or my beer or my porn [03:49.16]My bathroom my guitar [03:51.20]My pool table my camera [03:53.00]My iPhone my website [03:55.11]My Macbook Pro or my iPad [03:57.06]My vitamins or my coffee maker [03:58.86]The internet or my waffle iron [04:00.43]My tools my washer dryer combo [04:02.59]Riding lawnmower my fuel filter or my PS3 [04:05.05]Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life