Never Smile At A Crocodile-The Funsong Band

[ti:Never Smile At A Crocodile] [ar:Teddybears] [al:New Baby Boy Kenny] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Never Smile At A Crocodile (永远不要笑一条鳄鱼) - The Funsong Band [00:09.31]Never smile at a crocodile [00:13.12]No you can't get friendly with a crocodile [00:17.46]Don't be taken in by his welcome grin [00:21.97]He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin [00:26.82]Never smile at a crocodile [00:30.77]Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile [00:35.24]Never run walk away say good-night not good-day [00:39.75]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile [00:43.68] [00:44.73]You may very well be well bred [00:48.79]Lots ot etiquette in your head [00:53.01] [00:53.57]But there's always some special case time or place [00:58.57]To forget etiquette [01:00.21] [01:01.22]For example: [01:02.69]One must positively not ever wear [01:04.43]A pleased expression on his countenance [01:05.94]When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile [01:08.06]Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet [01:10.55]And who is known as the crocodile [01:12.78]It has been discovered that [01:13.65]One simply cannot cherish an amicably [01:15.02]Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species [01:17.93] [01:18.74]In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably [01:22.04]Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension [01:25.34]Of his lips means you are entirely welcome [01:27.81] [01:28.68]It is much more reasonably to assume [01:30.18]He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit [01:32.62] [01:33.18]His Hehe [01:34.82]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile