Any Man-Eminem

[ti:Any Man] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Hits and Unreleased] [by:] [offset:0] [00:04.36]Hi [00:05.67]Original bad boy on the case cover your face [00:08.11]Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mase [00:10.73]I laced the **** with insect repellant better check the smelly [00:13.61]Eminem starts with e better check the spelling [00:15.99]With a capital somebody grab me a snapple [00:18.17]I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple [00:20.99]Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure [00:23.23]That my mother did it but the ***** wont admit it was her [00:25.67]I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months [00:28.42]And said Im ready now ***** - aint you feelin these kicks cunt [00:31.23]The world aint ready for me yet I can tell [00:33.36]Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell [00:35.61]Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs [00:37.83]And Im hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns [00:40.77]I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach [00:43.14]And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it [00:46.15]（yuck ） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet [00:48.95]If yall dont like me you can suck my dick til you numb it [00:51.70]And all that gibberish you was spittin you need to kill it [00:53.88]Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep I dont feel it [00:56.26]Eminem [00:56.45]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:58.89]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [01:01.32]Is ****** crazy -- you hear me ha [01:03.70]Is ****** crazy -- hello hi [01:06.14]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [01:08.45]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [01:11.14]Is ****** crazy -- do you hear me [01:13.57]Is ****** crazy [01:15.45]Im ice grillin you starin you down with a gremlin grin [01:18.39]Im eminem youre a fag in a womens gym [01:20.70]Im slim the shady is really a fake alias [01:22.95]To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens [01:25.39]A brainiac with a cranium packed full of more uranium [01:28.70]Than a maniac saudi arabian [01:31.16]A highly combustible head spazmatic [01:33.29]Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed [01:35.54]Laid up in the hospital in critical condition [01:37.98]I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician [01:40.85]High speed iv full of thai **** [01:43.04]Lookin chinese with my knees stuck together like siamese [01:45.66]Twins joined at the groin like lesbians [01:48.04]Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins [01:50.54]I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends [01:53.79]On if I keep on killin my girlfriends [01:56.16]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [01:58.66]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [02:01.04]Is ****** crazy -- you hear me ha [02:03.85]Is ****** crazy -- listen [02:05.29]Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [02:08.48]For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [02:11.23]Is ****** crazy -- you hear me [02:13.98]Is ****** crazy [02:15.66]Last night I o d d on rush mushrooms and dust [02:18.04]And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed [02:20.73]Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say [02:22.91]I call in to work cause all I do is frolic and play [02:25.60]I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day [02:27.91]Of tylenol 3 and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh） [02:30.98]Give me eleven excederin my headll spin [02:32.67]Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine [02:35.23]Scratched my balls til I shredded skin [02:37.73]Doctor check this rash look how red its been [02:40.41]Its probably aids forget it then [02:42.17]I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows [02:44.48]That dont even make sense like dykes usin dildos [02:45.54]So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats [02:48.04]And pick up this slim shady **** thats on rawkus [02:50.67]Somethin somethin somethin somethin I get ****** [02:53.41]My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldnt read it [02:56.42]Damn