The Real Slim Shady-Eminem

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:Curtain Call: The Hits (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Eminem [00:01.29]Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:02.58]Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:03.87]May I have your attention please [00:05.32] [00:06.97]May I have your attention please [00:08.25] [00:09.70]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.87] [00:13.26]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.86] [00:17.87]We're gonna have a problem here [00:19.10]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:21.44]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:24.25]And started whoopin' her *** worse than before [00:25.96]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww [00:28.34]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding [00:31.00]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:33.33]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots [00:35.87]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha [00:38.19]Feminist women love Eminem [00:39.55]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.98]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what [00:44.48]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:47.06]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:49.32]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [00:51.54]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.99]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:56.25]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:58.36]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.70]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.88]And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is [01:05.15]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:07.14]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:08.41]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:10.03]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.91]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.23] [01:14.82]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.88]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:19.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:21.58]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.78]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:25.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.51] [01:28.01]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:30.55]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.42] [01:32.98]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.89]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:37.22]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:39.77]Please stand up please stand up [01:42.06]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:44.33]Well I do so **** him and **** you too [01:46.74]You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:48.45]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:51.14]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:53.33]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:55.63]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.91]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [02:00.24]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.54]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.83]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:06.58] [02:07.13]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee [02:09.45]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:11.68]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:14.15]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:16.22]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.98]And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.82]Who cuss like me who just don't give a **** like me [02:23.28]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:25.58]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:28.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:30.05]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:32.30]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:34.83]Please stand up please stand up [02:37.22]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:39.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:41.38]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:43.99]Please stand up please stand up [02:46.23]I'm like a head trip to listen to [02:47.62]'Cause I'm only givin' you [02:48.72]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [02:51.36]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:53.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:56.27]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.87]And whether you like to admit it I just **** it [02:59.90]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:01.96]Then you wonder how can [03:03.01]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:04.88]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:07.11]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:09.31]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:11.60]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:13.91]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:16.12]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings [03:18.73]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a **** [03:21.64]With his windows down and his system up [03:23.36]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:25.33]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:27.58]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.87]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.37]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:34.33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:36.63]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:39.07]Please stand up please stand up [03:41.42]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:43.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.77]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:48.30]Please stand up please stand up [03:50.19] [03:50.74]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.84]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:55.02]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:57.45]Please stand up please stand up [03:59.86]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.94]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:06.69]Please stand up please stand up [04:08.60] [04:09.85]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:13.07] [04:15.27]**** it let's all stand up