Intro Dead People-Louis C.K.

[ti:Intro Dead People] [ar:Louis C.K.] [al:Hilarious] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Intro Dead People - Louis C.K. [00:13.24]Thank you thank you [00:16.18] [00:18.73]Thank you very much [00:19.57] [00:21.37]Uh thank you hello everybody [00:22.95] [00:25.54]I mean by everybody I mean uh you guys [00:28.62] [00:31.15]I mean everybody who's here [00:32.16] [00:33.04]I shouldn't say everybody [00:34.57]Becaese most people are not here [00:37.34] [00:39.83]By a pretty huge majority [00:42.25] [00:43.57]Most people are not here [00:46.20]Most people are in china actually [00:47.85] [00:49.50]That's true [00:49.90] [00:51.36]Actually that's not true [00:52.34]Most people are dead did you know that [00:54.47] [00:55.74]It's true out of all the people that ever were [00:58.53]Almost all of them are dead [00:59.87] [01:00.62]There are way more dead people [01:02.73] [01:03.45]And you're all gonna die [01:04.58] [01:07.30]And then you're gonna be dead [01:08.60]For way longer that you were alive [01:10.77]Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be [01:12.71] [01:15.37]You're just dead people that didn't die yet [01:17.43] [01:22.61]There are so many dead people [01:24.24] [01:25.22]Ray charles is dead [01:26.51] [01:27.38]Hitler [01:27.81] [01:29.55]A bunch of other ones [01:30.81] [01:32.86]But mostly those two guys [01:34.06] [01:36.89]That's true [01:37.29]Ray charles and hitler are both dead [01:38.52]And really [01:38.96]That's the only thing they have in common [01:40.29]Becaese otherwise they're very diiferent dudes [01:42.86] [01:44.09]Many contrasts between ray charles and hitler [01:47.48]I'll tell you a few of 'em [01:49.29] [01:51.50]Ray charles was black hitler was not [01:54.34] [01:58.76]Hitler killed several jews [02:00.99] [02:02.47]Too many I'll say too many [02:03.87]An accessive amount of jews [02:05.71]He really beat that thing to the ground [02:09.97]He kill the way just no moderation [02:11.70] [02:15.94]Ray charles meanwhile hardly any jews [02:18.46] [02:19.23]He killed so few jews