Master Of The House (Les Misérables)-The Hollywood Band

[ti:Master Of The House (Les Misérables)] [ar:The Hollywood Band] [al:Box Office Hits Vol. 10] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master Of The House (Les Misérables) - The Hollywood Band [00:06.77]Welcome M'sieur [00:08.22]Sit yourself down [00:09.57] [00:10.09]And meet the best [00:11.50]Innkeeper in town [00:12.90] [00:15.31]As for the rest [00:16.88]All of 'em crooks [00:18.03] [00:18.59]Rooking their guests [00:20.17]And cooking the books [00:21.65] [00:23.82]Seldom do you see [00:26.07] [00:27.15]Honest men like me [00:29.33] [00:30.28]A gent of good intent [00:32.47] [00:33.02]Who's content to be [00:36.14] [00:36.98]Master of the house [00:38.79]Doling out the charm [00:40.50]Ready with a handshake [00:41.75]And an open palm [00:43.71]Tells a saucy tale [00:45.59]Makes a little stir [00:47.28]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:50.62]Glad to do me a friend's a favor [00:52.97] [00:54.09]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:56.30] [00:57.20]But nothing gets you nothing [00:58.87]Everything has got a little price [01:01.99] [01:03.99]Master of the house [01:05.60]Keeper of the zoo [01:07.21]Ready to relieve 'em [01:08.47]Of a sou or two [01:10.53]Watering the wine [01:12.13]Making up the weight [01:13.77]Pickin' up their knick-knacks [01:14.97]When they can't see straight [01:17.11]Everybody loves a landlord [01:19.56] [01:20.37]Everybody's busom friend [01:22.49] [01:23.36]I do whatever pleases Jesus [01:25.52]Doesn't him bleed 'em in the end [01:27.18] [01:28.52]Master of the house [01:30.09]Quick to catch your eye [01:31.71]Never wants a passerby [01:33.21]To pass him by [01:34.99]Servant to the poor [01:36.61]Butler to the great [01:38.27]Comforter philosopher [01:39.52]And lifelong mate [01:41.59]Everybody's boon companion [01:44.83]Everybody chaperone [01:47.39] [01:47.94]But lock up your valises [01:49.63]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:51.82] [01:56.39]Enter M'sieur [01:57.50] [01:58.01]Lay down your load [01:59.79]Unlace your boots [02:01.17]And rest from the road [02:02.58] [02:04.80]This weighs a ton [02:06.41]Travel's a curse [02:08.04]But here we strive [02:09.55]To lighten your purse [02:11.23] [02:13.25]Here the goose is cooked [02:15.49] [02:16.70]Here the fat is fried [02:18.75] [02:19.48]And nothing's overlooked [02:22.28]Till I'm satisfied [02:25.59] [02:26.51]Food beyond compare [02:28.09]Food beyond belief [02:29.77]Mix it in a mincer [02:30.98]And pretend it's beef [02:33.09]Kidney of a horse [02:34.69]Liver of a cat [02:36.28]Filling up the sausages [02:37.88]With this and that [02:39.75]Residents are more than welcome [02:42.36] [02:43.09]Bridal suite is occupied [02:45.45] [02:46.47]Reasonable charges [02:47.92]Plus some little extras on the side [02:51.02] [02:53.08]Charge 'em for the lice [02:54.81]Extra for the mice [02:56.40]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.80]Here a little slice [03:01.45]There a little cut [03:02.94]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:06.51]When it comes to fixing prices [03:09.27] [03:09.85]There are lots of tricks he knows [03:12.34] [03:13.05]How it all increases [03:14.51]All those bits and pieces [03:16.33]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:18.76] [03:19.81]Master of the house [03:21.37]Quick to catch your eye [03:23.01]Never wants a passerby [03:24.43]To pass him by [03:26.28]Servent to the poor [03:27.96]Butler to the great [03:29.56]Comforter philosopher [03:30.97]And lifelong mate [03:32.81]Everybody's boon companion [03:36.10]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:38.49] [03:39.37]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:40.79]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:43.11] [03:47.67]I used to dream [03:48.79]That I would meet a prince [03:50.52] [03:51.28]But God Almighty [03:52.39]Have you seen what's happened since [03:54.89] [03:57.02]Master of the house [03:58.81]Isn't worth me spit [04:00.62]'Comforter philosopher' [04:02.04]And lifelong sh*t [04:03.52] [04:04.03]Cunning little brain [04:05.80]Regular Voltaire [04:07.54]Thinks he's quite a lover [04:09.04]But there's not much there [04:11.08]What a cruel trick of nature [04:13.90] [04:14.51]Landed me with such a louse [04:17.26] [04:17.96]God knows how I've lasted [04:19.42]Living with this bastard in the house [04:21.94] [04:22.94]Master of the house [04:24.63]Master and a half [04:26.34]Comforter philosopher [04:28.08]Ah don't make me laugh [04:29.49]Servant to the poor [04:31.21]Butler to the great [04:32.68]Hypocrite and toady [04:34.12]And inebriate [04:35.94]Everybody bless the landlord [04:39.17]Everybody bless his spouse [04:41.87] [04:42.44]Everybody raise a glass [04:44.41] [04:45.70]Raise it up the master's arse [04:47.79] [04:48.91]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house