Sir Eagle Cock III-Taintstick

[ti:Sir Eagle Cock Iii] [ar:Taintstick] [al:6 Lbs Of Sound] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sir Eagle Cock III (Explicit) - Taintstick [00:02.54]Back in the time before time began [00:04.38] [00:05.14]When the evil sea turtles [00:06.92]The imagining gunts [00:08.19] [00:08.91]The neckless raccoons [00:09.66] [00:10.50]And the much feared bush pigs of [00:12.84]Dick Doo walked the Earth [00:14.24] [00:14.87]One man stood for justice for truth [00:17.68] [00:18.43]For all of us [00:19.90]This is his story [00:20.99] [00:21.84]Handed down from generation to generation [00:24.23] [00:25.08]This is all true [00:26.78] [00:28.14]Join me now the tale [00:30.27] [00:31.25]The greatest you've ever heard [00:34.00] [00:34.62]The bravest of men [00:36.21]The slayer of guns [00:37.41] [00:38.09]Sir Eagle Cock III [00:39.95] [00:41.42]He comes from these places to Magical World [00:44.16] [00:44.95]Where things are just not quite real [00:47.50] [00:48.35]Where a man with no legs runs a charity race [00:51.10] [00:51.78]And could still finger Jessica Biel [00:53.45] [00:55.37]The man with no penis has come to redeem us [00:58.21] [00:58.72]And save us from all we fear [01:00.99] [01:01.90]The turtles of doom and the vaginas of groomed [01:04.63] [01:05.29]And the gerbils of ridged gear [01:07.41] [01:08.89]Theres a man you can count on on [01:10.98]Gravity mountain [01:11.56] [01:12.26]And always is up for fun [01:14.36] [01:15.69]If your chick has a friend [01:17.50]He will always pretend that the [01:19.78]B**ch isn't ugly or dumb [01:21.60] [01:22.57]There once was a time with out reason or rhyme [01:25.84]When the one legged sea turtle woke [01:27.88] [01:29.16]It was death or romance so off came his pants [01:32.82]And he gave her a charity poke [01:34.74] [01:36.20]So gather round children be silent [01:38.86]And listen to stories you've never heard [01:41.45] [01:42.94]Of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of Dick Doo [01:46.67]A hero who's half man half bird [01:49.19] [01:49.92]If you think you've seen it you only [01:52.63]Have dreamed it [01:53.63]'Cuz eagles have no dick or balls [01:55.59] [01:56.80]A cock in the moly has no baloney [01:59.55] [02:00.26]Our hero has no cock at aaaaaaaaalllllll