The Amazing Maze-Joseph Bruce

[ti:The Amazing Maze] [ar:Joseph Bruce] [al:Psychopathics From Outer Space] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Amazing Maze - Joseph Bruce [00:01.79]Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun [00:03.06]But those rides just aren't for everyone [00:04.57]Bought my ticket I'ma have a run [00:07.62]In the maze whoooo [00:09.76]If I don't come back or right away [00:11.89]Give me time at least a half a day [00:14.43]Don't just leave me lost and blown away [00:16.61]In the maze whoooo [00:18.72]Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple [00:21.51]And I'm Jimbo Jizm [00:22.91]Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze [00:25.67] [00:26.20]Over 5000 ways to get in and no way out [00:29.36]Let's meet today's volunteer [00:30.49] [00:31.26]This is Rick [00:32.57]We like to call him Rick the Dick [00:34.78]Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur [00:37.35]Who smacks his wife around [00:38.60] [00:39.15]And buys his way in and out of everything [00:41.24] [00:42.13]Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze [00:45.50] [00:46.05]What up b**ch I'm Violent J [00:48.39]I'll be your guide for today k [00:50.70]Good got mad doors and mad floors [00:52.78]Hallways crawlways walls for nedens [00:55.14]Make a left just before you make a right [00:57.55]And your left should be to your right [00:59.71]If your lefts right right [01:00.61]Good begin the show [01:02.26]Go on ahead boy and open up the first door [01:04.50]Welcome to a theatrical thriller [01:06.62]Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer [01:09.02]You get it back if you make it out though [01:11.37]F**k ain't no use crying all day [01:13.59]You need to take your b**ch a** back down the hallway [01:16.48]You gotta be a man at least you learned [01:20.82]Everything you get in the maze you've earned [01:22.93]Keep running times a ticking on the clock [01:25.27]You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock [01:28.02]Turn right it might look the same [01:29.62]But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks [01:31.91]This really ain't sh*t [01:33.27]About a million tacks and the room spins a bit [01:36.35]If you stay on your feet you'll be okay [01:38.75]Oh let me get out of your way [01:41.67]Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff [01:45.24]That's right Jimbo [01:46.27]He looks like a ragdoll flipping and spinning like that [01:48.95] [01:49.48]You can always witness spectacles truly amazing [01:52.14]Within the amazing maze [01:53.69]Let's see where else Rick's adventures [01:56.12] [01:57.01]Will lead the little dickwipe [01:58.60]Hahaha so you got a few tacks in your balls [02:01.59]Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls [02:04.27]What's this dead end doors locked [02:06.12]It's a long way back just knock [02:08.07] [02:13.39]Oh should've turned around no doubt [02:15.19]Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about [02:17.55]Keep going make a left right left [02:19.87]Now run straight ahead some more [02:21.64]Open up the door [02:22.64]Slide in the sheets nice breeze [02:24.27]Relax ninja take it with ease [02:25.85] [02:26.50]The maze is a place of magic [02:28.73]Many surprises your dick rises [02:30.53] [02:31.87]Lay down expect the best [02:33.79]In comes your lover with a hairy chest [02:36.09]Hello sexy I'm grim love [02:38.82]Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud [02:40.91]Aww sh*t you fell for that [02:42.47]I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped [02:44.51]All that dissin of the opposite sex [02:47.12]And look who just got they butthole flexed [02:49.51]Wait What's that [02:52.02] [02:52.64]The walls are closing in f**k dat [02:54.66]Hurry run for your life [02:56.39] [02:57.01]Ohh he'll be alright [02:59.06]How's that sit with you Jimbo [03:01.08]First he gets plugged with bullets [03:03.18]Then he gets his butt plugged [03:04.91]I think he's a f**king idiot Jeff [03:06.64]I mean what kind of asshole [03:07.90] [03:08.74]Can't find his way out of this maze [03:10.33]You gotta be a real dickbuffer [03:11.51]To wind up here in the first place [03:13.45]Right you are Jimbo [03:14.51]Let's watch the big dick f**k up some more [03:16.61]Alrighty ain't no need to fear [03:18.68]If there's a way out it's gotta be near [03:21.48]Hey yo look a phone [03:23.82]You still got one good arm so it's on [03:25.83] [03:27.87]Can you hear ahh tongue in your ear [03:30.98]Drop it the phones got a life of it's own [03:33.14]Kiss me man hey come on [03:34.81] [03:35.45]Slip down the slide go faster [03:37.29] [03:38.16]Bed of nails disaster [03:39.54] [03:40.99]Quit screaming hoe hurry the f**k up and open the door [03:44.75]Woods trees you're outside [03:46.85]Lots of places for creeps to hide [03:48.82]Watch your step ahhhh beartrap [03:50.87]Caught your foot at the ankl Snap [03:52.97] [03:54.09]Rip it off at the stump [03:55.82]Feel something in the rump [03:57.04] [03:57.65]Hunters yeah they gonna get you [04:00.60]How does it feel b**ch get the picture [04:02.87]Back indoors hey at last [04:04.35] [04:04.93]Look at your family behind the glass [04:07.17]They look weird they're saying something [04:08.88]Listen up you've f**ked up you've f**ked up [04:11.81]Oooh they're laughing and they're pointing at you [04:14.25]At least you know what they're sayings true [04:16.29]It's one last door you made it home or [04:19.15]Or what once again it's on [04:20.51] [04:21.25]Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun [04:23.21]But those rides just aren't for everyone [04:25.45]Bought my ticket I'ma have a run [04:27.81]In the maze whoooo [04:29.59] [04:30.30]If I don't come back or right away hey [04:32.11] [04:33.97]Hey man cut that sh*t [04:36.28] [04:37.87]What the f**k man happy friendly sh*t man [04:40.05]F**k dat [00:00.26]It's supposed to be wicked in this b**ch man [04:39.82]Turn that sh*t off