I Spy-Songs For Children

[00:05.85]I spy a boy I spy a girl [00:16.62]I spy the worst place in the world [00:27.62]In the whole wide world [00:33.50]Oh you didn't do bad [00:38.16]You made it out [00:43.64]I'm still stuck here oh but I'll get out [00:53.86]Oh yeah I'll get out [01:03.46]Can't you see the giant that walks around you [01:07.99]Seeing through your petty lives [01:10.32]Do you think I do these things for real [01:12.68]I do these things just so I survive [01:16.49]And you know I will survive [01:21.57]It may look to the untrained eye [01:25.15]I'm sitting on my arse all day [01:28.61]I'm biding time until I take you all on [01:33.57]My Lords and Ladies [01:35.47]I will prevail [01:36.92]I cannot fail [01:39.51]Cos I spy [01:43.57]Oh I've got your numbers taken notes [01:45.83]I know the ways your minds work I've studied [01:50.66]And your minds are just the same as mine [01:52.93]Except that you are clever swines [01:55.17]You never let mask slip [01:56.55]You never admit to it [01:58.10]You're never hurried [01:59.80]Oh no no no [02:02.26]And every night I hone my plan [02:05.67]How I will get my satisfaction [02:09.50]How I will blow your paradise away away away [02:20.28]Cos I spy [02:25.47]And it's just like in the old days [02:28.35]I used to compose my own critical notices in my head [02:32.38]The crowd gasp at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle [02:36.86]Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop [02:41.70]Imagining a blue plaque [02:44.06]Above the place I first ever touched a girl's chest [02:47.94]But hold on [02:50.11]You've got to wait for the best. [02:54.68]You see you should take me seriously [02:57.72]Very seriously indeed [03:00.85]Cause I've been sleeping with your wife for the past sixteen weeks [03:05.32]Smoking your cigarettes [03:07.42]Drinking your brandy [03:10.04]Messing up the bed that you chose together [03:12.74]And in all that time I just wanted you [03:15.87]To come home unexpectedly one afternoon [03:18.43]And catch us at it in the front room [03:22.51]You see I spy for a living [03:24.58]And I specialise in revenge [03:28.25]On taking the things I know will cause you pain [03:36.17]I can't help it [03:37.70]I was dragged up [03:39.30]My favourite parks are car parks [03:42.49]Grass is something you smoke [03:44.68]Birds are something you shag [03:47.10]Take your Year in Provence [03:48.94]And shove it up your arse [03:54.23]Your Ladbroke Grove looks turn me on yeah [03:59.99]With roach burns in designer dresses [04:02.26]Skin stretched tight over high cheek bones [04:04.97]And thousands of tiny dryness lines [04:06.93]Beating a path to the corners of your eyes [04:11.24]And every night I hatch my plan [04:14.75]It's not a case of woman v man [04:18.30]It's more a case of haves against haven'ts [04:23.51]And I just happen to have got what you need [04:26.86]Just exactly what you need yeah [04:33.60]La la la la la la la la la la [04:38.84]In the midnight hour [04:40.91]La la la la la la la la la la [04:45.95]I will come to you [04:48.62]I will come to you [04:51.93]I will take you from this sickness [04:55.50]Dinner parties and champagne [04:58.79]I'll hold your body and make it sing again [05:04.21]Come on sing again [05:06.37]Let's sing again oh yeah [05:09.67]Cos I spy [05:12.53]Yes [05:13.75]I spy [05:21.00]I spy a boy [05:25.88]And I spy a girl [05:32.20]I spy the chance [05:36.98]To change the world [05:43.00]To change your world