My Name Is

[ti:My Name Is] [ar:Original Cartel] [al:A Tribute to Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.32]My Name Is - Original Cartel [00:02.02]Hi my name is my name is [00:04.60] [00:05.19]My name is Slim Shady [00:07.40]Hi my name is my name is [00:10.08] [00:10.70]My name is Slim Shady [00:12.39]Ahem excuse me [00:13.62]Hi my name is my name is [00:15.71] [00:16.23]My name is Slim Shady [00:18.39]Hi my name is my name is [00:21.47]My name is Slim Shady [00:23.79]Hi kids do you like violence [00:25.85] [00:26.93]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails [00:28.48]Through each one of my eyelids [00:29.95]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did [00:32.41]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is [00:35.25]My dead brain's weight I'm head tryin' straightto get my [00:37.90]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate [00:41.10]And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead" [00:43.23]Uh uhh So why's your face red Man you wasted [00:46.38]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.80]'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.55]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:53.89]And smacked her so hard [00:55.16]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:56.84]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [00:59.76]Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast [01:02.15]SlutC'mere [01:02.95](Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog) [01:05.74]I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off [01:08.12]Hi my name is my name is [01:10.48] [01:11.01]My name is Slim Shady [01:13.35]Hi my name is my name is [01:16.19] [01:16.86]My name is Slim Shady [01:18.92]Hi my name is my name is [01:21.89] [01:22.45]My name is Slim Shady [01:24.51]Hi my name is my name is [01:27.21] [01:27.90]My name is Slim Shady [01:30.00]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [01:32.41]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:35.10]I smacked him in his face with an eraser [01:37.37]Chased him with a stapler [01:38.56]And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers [01:40.54] [01:41.08]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up [01:43.31]Flashed the bartender [01:44.12]Then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:46.22]Over Extraterrestrial runnin' pedestrians [01:48.80]In a spaceship while they screamin' at me [01:51.13]"Let's just be friends" [01:52.04] [01:52.55]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:54.62]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do [01:57.49]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:00.11]Make a record about doin' drugs and name it herafter [02:02.48] [02:03.58]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:05.90]And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans [02:08.51]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:11.17]So I signed it "Dear Dave [02:12.91]Thanks for the support asshole" [02:14.41]Hi my name is my name is [02:16.74] [02:17.32]My name is Slim Shady [02:19.63]Hi my name is my name is [02:22.45] [02:23.13]My name is Slim Shady [02:25.17]Hi my name is my name is [02:27.77] [02:28.57]My name is Slim Shady [02:30.66]Hi my name is my name is [02:34.15]My name is Slim Shady [02:36.19]Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away [02:38.44]Dr Dre don't just stand there operate [02:40.81] [02:41.35]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die [02:43.81]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:47.30]Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide [02:50.40]I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive [02:53.19]All my life I was very deprived [02:55.36]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide [02:58.81]Incredible Clothes Hulkripped like the [03:00.75]I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks [03:03.68]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:06.80]How you gonna breast feed me mom [03:08.20]You ain't got no tits [03:09.64]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:12.14]Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head [03:14.83]I'm steamin' mad [03:16.26]And by the way when you see my dad [03:18.23]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [03:20.65]Hi my name is my name is [03:23.79]My name is Slim Shady [03:25.85]Hi my name is my name is [03:28.52] [03:29.27]My name is Slim Shady [03:31.36]Hi my name is my name is [03:34.03] [03:34.79]My name is Slim Shady [03:36.87]Hi my name is my name is [03:39.73] [03:40.32]My name is Slim Shady