You Can Dress 'Em Up (But You Can't Take 'Em Out)-Mojo Nixon

[ti:You Can Dress 'Em Up (But You Can't Take 'Em Out)] [ar:Mojo Nixon] [al:Otis] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You Can Dress 'Em Up (But You Can't Take 'Em Out) - Mojo Nixon [00:09.02]Well they won't comb their hair won't make a dent [00:12.35] [00:13.02]Buy 'em new clothes it might make 'em dead [00:16.07] [00:16.58]You take 'em to church all they do is squirm [00:20.21]Well you take 'em fishin' and they eat the worm [00:23.45] [00:24.14]My mama knew when she was talkin' about [00:27.59]You can dress 'em up but you can't take them out [00:30.86] [00:38.60]Got one pair of pants and that's no lie [00:42.58]Been wearin' that shirt since 1965 [00:46.12]Take the queen of England for ribs in a truck [00:49.67] [00:50.31]Don't know sears or roebuck [00:53.27] [00:53.93]My mama knew when she was talkin' about [00:57.44]You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out [01:00.72] [01:01.46]Fartin' in restaurants burpin' in the movies [01:05.19]Ain't took a bath since people said groovy [01:08.48] [01:08.99]Lord have mercy what will the neighbors say [01:12.19] [01:12.76]Even the dog says they stink [01:15.87] [01:16.38]Dog's barking [01:23.26] [01:38.62]If you do if you do if you do take 'em out [01:42.19]All they do is scream all they do is shout [01:45.95]Best to leave 'em at home in the front yard [01:50.08]Wearin' down their hair suckin' up lard [01:53.78]Buy 'em flea collars and books on etiquette [01:57.10]You'd have better luck tryin' to cash a [01:59.55]Million-dollar check [02:00.85]Well it ain't no use the cast is die [02:04.73]And the thing on his head once said Hi [02:08.17] [02:08.70]My mama knew when she was talkin' about [02:11.91]You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out [02:15.92] [02:17.12]You know you just can't take 'em out anywhere [02:18.93] [02:19.58]They won't behave [02:20.99]Don't act right [02:21.59] [02:22.20]Act like a bunch of hoodlums [02:23.41] [02:23.99]They're wearin' that shirt that's got mold growin' [02:25.68]Around the armpits and stuff [02:26.91] [02:27.49]They just don't know nice people when they meet 'em [02:29.80]Lemme tell ya [02:30.50]Well my mama knew when she was talkin' about [02:34.52]You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out [02:38.22]You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out