Chair A**-Bumblefoot

[ti:Chair A**] [ar:Bumblefoot] [al:Hands] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Chair A** - Bumblefoot [00:13.98]I've got a chair attached to my a** [00:15.69]For 13 hours every day [00:16.78] [00:17.56]Add two more after and before [00:18.84]Just getting there and away [00:20.23] [00:20.97]Like thrown meat landing on a seat [00:22.90]Just vegetating in decay [00:24.32]I'm squattified too settled in [00:26.25]And melting into pear shaped dismay [00:28.67]Shapes and textures etched into [00:29.56]My back on few occasions whence I stand [00:32.22]Impressions of a cushion pressed into a lazy man [00:34.75] [00:35.40]The furniture acts like a cookie cutter [00:37.48]Reforming me like wooden hands on flattened dough [00:40.08]Till I tear the glue of hair and sweat and go [00:42.82]The vinyl interlocked with dimples grips my body [00:44.66]Till I'm just a finished pile of [00:46.72]Human relic on a legged place mat [00:48.44]I fall between the tensing cracks [00:49.99]I feel trapped on the tracks [00:52.15]I don't need feet [00:53.73]I'm levitated by the seat yeah [00:54.71]I've got chair a** [00:55.55]Yeah no something gone wrong [01:03.07] [01:04.41]Here gone too late I'm done [01:10.09] [01:39.56]My blood pools in my thighs [01:40.86] [01:41.78]I bloat and swell cold till I rise [01:43.49] [01:45.30]Numb I stand arms in clammy palms [01:47.80]Rubber bones give at the knee [01:49.35]Ankles thick but empty [01:50.10]Couldn't hold the gelatin mold [01:51.79]Watch the cardhouse man fold [01:53.40] [01:54.37]Yeah no something gone wrong [01:59.71] [02:01.03]Here gone too late I'm done [02:06.61] [02:11.86]Yeah no gone too late I'm done [02:21.08] [02:24.00]Yeah no gone too late I'm done