You're The Top-Hal Cazalet

[ti:You're The Top] [ar:Hal Cazalet] [al:The Land Where The Good Songs Go - The Lyrics Of P.G. Wodehouse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You're The Top - Hal Cazalet [00:05.98]At words poetic I'm so pathetic [00:07.79] [00:08.48]That I always have found it best [00:10.60]Instead of getting 'em off my chest [00:12.69] [00:13.22]To let 'em rest unexpressed [00:15.02] [00:17.55]I hate parading my serenading [00:18.76] [00:19.84]As I'll probably miss a bar [00:21.42] [00:22.63]But if this ditty is not so pretty [00:25.58]At least it'll tell you [00:26.90]How great you are [00:27.89] [00:29.23]You're the top [00:30.19] [00:30.96]You're the Coliseum [00:32.06] [00:33.77]You're the top [00:36.05]You're the Louver Museum [00:37.11] [00:37.77]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss [00:40.37] [00:41.24]You're a Bendel bonnet [00:42.74]A Shakespeare's sonnet [00:43.41]You're Mickey Mouse [00:46.41]You're the Nile [00:47.39] [00:48.64]You're the Tower of Pisa [00:50.07] [00:50.80]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa [00:54.05] [00:55.08]I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop [00:57.74] [00:58.36]But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top [01:00.98] [01:04.10]Your words poetic are not pathetic [01:06.68] [01:07.32]On the other hand babe you shine [01:09.55] [01:10.42]And I can feel after every line [01:12.91]A thrill divine [01:14.08] [01:14.63]Down my spine [01:16.31] [01:18.06]Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans [01:23.35]Might think that your song is bad [01:27.04]But I got a notion [01:29.99]I'll second the motion [01:31.38]And this is what I'm going to add; [01:35.05]You're the top [01:35.99] [01:36.77]You're Mahatma Gandhi [01:37.90]You're the top [01:40.33] [01:40.85]You're Napoleon Brandy [01:42.04] [01:43.25]You're the purple light [01:44.74]Of a summer night in Spain [01:46.68]You're the National Gallery [01:47.79]You're Garbo's salary [01:48.57]You're cellophane [01:50.32] [01:51.83]You're sublime [01:53.33] [01:55.28]You're turkey dinner [01:57.45]You're the time the time of a Derby winner [02:00.24] [02:00.82]I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop [02:03.82]But if baby I'm the bottom [02:06.67] [02:08.33]You're the top [02:09.42] [02:10.37]You're an arrow collar [02:12.69]You're the top [02:13.66] [02:14.17]You're a Coolidge dollar [02:15.37] [02:16.24]You're the nimble tread [02:17.68]Of the feet of Fred Astaire [02:19.13]You're an O'Neill drama [02:20.59]You're Whistler's mama [02:21.46]You're camembert [02:22.42] [02:24.00]You're a rose [02:24.63]You're Inferno's Dante [02:26.91]You're the nose [02:28.97]On the great Durante [02:30.41]I'm just in a way [02:32.68]As the French would say "de trop" [02:36.11]But if baby I'm the bottom [02:37.64] [02:39.80]You're the top [02:40.66]You're a dance in Bali [02:42.68] [02:43.77]You're the top [02:44.50] [02:45.28]You're a hot tamale [02:47.31]You're an angel you [02:49.00]Simply too too too diveen [02:50.76]You're a Boticcelli [02:51.53]You're Keats [02:52.12]You're Shelly [02:52.93]You're Ovaltine [02:53.92]You're a boom [02:56.48] [02:57.34]You're the dam at Boulder [02:58.80] [02:59.56]You're the moon [03:00.50] [03:01.83]Over Mae West's shoulder [03:02.66]I'm the nominee of the GOP [03:06.65]Or GOP [03:07.33]But if baby I'm the bottom [03:09.40] [03:11.21]You're the top [03:12.09] [03:13.42]You're a Waldorf salad [03:14.63] [03:15.26]You're the top [03:16.05] [03:17.12]You're a Berlin ballad [03:18.24] [03:19.29]You're the boats that glide [03:20.65]On the sleepy Zuider Zee [03:22.37]You're an old Dutch master [03:23.71]You're Lady Astor [03:24.48]You're broccoli [03:25.03]You're romance [03:27.65]You're the steppes of Russia [03:30.66]You're the pants on a Roxy usher [03:33.43] [03:34.03]I'm a broken doll a fol-de-rol a blop [03:37.07] [03:37.76]But if baby I'm the bottom [03:39.79] [03:41.39]But if baby I'm the bottom [03:43.22] [03:45.20]But if baby I'm the bottom