(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs

[ti:(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs] [ar:Musical Mania] [al:Music From The Musicals: Hairspray and Wicked] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.80](The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Musical Mania [00:03.41] [00:04.45]Well I brought my own '45s [00:05.75]So if you put 'em on [00:06.92]I'll show you my stuff [00:07.86]Haven't you already shown us enough [00:09.01]An ha [00:10.21] [00:11.00]Oh my god how times have changed [00:14.30]This girl's either blind or completely deranged [00:17.49]But time seemed to halt [00:19.29]When I was miss baltimore crabs [00:23.46] [00:24.38]Childhood dreams for me were cracked [00:27.60]When that damn shirley temple stole my freakin' act [00:31.03]But the crown's in the vault [00:32.76]From when I was miss baltimore crabs [00:36.84] [00:37.86]Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges [00:41.13]They padded their cups but I screwed the judges [00:44.62]Those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin [00:47.69]In their dance ah not a chance [00:51.21]'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze [00:54.62]While belting high c's and preparing souffles [00:57.99]With that triple somersault [00:59.50]Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs [01:03.77]Proceed are you scared we're on live [01:06.32]No I'm sure I can cope [01:07.87]Well this show isn't broadcast [01:09.86]In cinemascope [01:11.46]I never drank one chocolate malt [01:13.44]No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs [01:17.36] [01:18.24]How many sweaters do you own [01:19.76]Well I'm sure I've got plenty [01:21.40]Let me see I have three five [01:24.20]Wait I have twenty [01:25.41]I would say oy gevalt' [01:27.10]If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs [01:31.01] [01:31.88]A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny [01:35.34]The old fart dropped dead but left tons of money [01:38.69]So I bought this station so all of the nation could see [01:43.52]Baby amber and me [01:45.41]Do you dance like you dress [01:47.05]Amber there's no need to be cruel [01:48.67]Would you swim in an integrated pool [01:50.96] [01:51.77]I sure would I'm all for integration it's the new frontier [01:55.31]Not in baltimore it isn't and may I be frank [01:58.58]First impressions can be tough [02:00.20]And when I saw you I knew it [02:01.91]If your size weren't enough [02:03.55]Your last answer just blew it [02:05.42]And so my dear so short and stout [02:08.79]You'll never be in so we're kicking you out [02:12.05]You can't get past me kid but it isn't your fault [02:15.40]It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs [02:25.36] [02:25.98]En ha ha [02:26.97] [02:27.73]Oh you may go oh thank you [02:31.04]Gee tracy that went well [02:32.87] [02:36.69]Hello may I please audition [02:38.46]No but you can bow and exalt [02:41.02]Case I'm miss baltimore crabs crabs crabs crabs