Jason Waste-Sway

[ti:Jason Waste] [ar:Sway] [al:The Signature LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jason Waste - Sway (摇摆乐队) [00:01.18]Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay [00:03.13] [00:08.20]People call me a waste man 'cause I haven't got a job what a knob [00:11.46] [00:14.59]Bed up make tea shower eat [00:17.17]Paste wee change go make teas [00:19.77]Alarm snooze back to sleep [00:21.53]All of my little brothers always call me a waste man [00:23.03]Because I'm 27 and I'm living down in the basement [00:24.99]I'm so complacent so I will stay here [00:26.80]They're banging on my door but I won't chase 'em [00:28.59]Cause I'm so lazy the last few days I [00:30.49]Haven't seen daylight haven't shaved [00:32.15]And they can say what they like they just hate me [00:34.10]Cause I never let 'em have a go on my playstation piss off [00:36.03]They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym [00:37.78]I don't wanna be fat I wanna be slim [00:39.35]Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim [00:41.09]Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in [00:42.77]Now I'm in the changing room [00:44.05]Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay [00:46.41]I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think [00:48.43]I'm think to myself why is mine not as big [00:50.07]So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger [00:51.85]Beyonce look at me now I'm a killer [00:53.82]I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing [00:55.67]I just wanted a bit of stiff competition [00:56.85] [00:58.57]What what do you want [00:59.32] [01:00.27]Piss off [01:00.70] [01:01.49]I said piss off [01:02.21] [01:03.93]Shut up I don't care [01:05.07]This is a crap gym [01:06.51]It doesn't work how do I know it works [01:08.32]I'm still fat why am I still fat [01:09.83]It's a sh*t gym [01:11.04]Sod off [01:11.78]I got a baby mum and a lovely little son [01:13.46]Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb [01:14.90]I was very very drunk I told her lot of secrets [01:16.57]Very very drunk I told her not to keep it [01:18.80]Anyway she had it sorry had him Darren [01:20.49]His grandmother Karen wanted to call him Gavin [01:22.06]But I didn't have it I was working at maplin [01:23.97]Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him [01:25.62]Cause he wanted to sack me 'cause I wanted to stab him [01:27.43]Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him [01:29.22]He's a bit bigger but I know I could have him [01:30.89]As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren [01:32.57]I still got sacked and this is how it happened [01:34.34]Some Nigerian guy called tunde [01:36.19]Who told me to call him Thomas for short [01:38.03]Walked into the store said he wanted to talk [01:39.68]At first I wasn't sure but because he was nice to me [01:42.18]And he kinda showed me his nine [01:43.62]He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine [01:45.00]But this is a woman's car [01:46.10]Shut up it's for my wife [01:47.20]He would come in like every fortnight [01:48.60]And buy the same ipod 4 times [01:50.37]Apparently he was doing the same thing with tariq [01:52.25]Who told the police my name when it happened it was Jason [01:54.32] [01:55.03]What [01:55.67]We're from the metropolitan police fraud department [01:57.15]Police [01:57.46] [01:58.58]Oink oink [01:59.29]Oink you're a pig [02:00.36] [02:02.00]Listen go away man I don't wanna get arrested [02:03.92]I wanna rest I wanna sleep [02:05.05]All my little brothers smoke w**d [02:06.52]Come and arrest them or they'll do murder [02:08.36]Bed [02:08.97]I can sleep till the world ends [02:10.39]And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend [02:12.03]All I ever do is fail them [02:13.55]Cause all I ever do is tell them the true [02:15.78]If you're fat you're fat b**ch ain't nothing wrong with that [02:18.85]Don't switch I'm just telling you a fact [02:20.59]Do you think you're thin [02:21.46] [02:22.27]Well then [02:22.74] [02:23.29]I abuse most of them [02:24.40]I think that's how I lose most of them [02:26.12]I don't want to get too close to them [02:28.01]After what happened to Elton in school [02:29.56]Elton was cool [02:30.32]But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to [02:32.53]Do [02:33.16]She said no but he went ahead and felt her [02:35.00]I think he's just coming out of feltham [02:37.25]My last girl was a wannabe wag [02:38.43] [02:39.14]Who went everywhere in a cab [02:40.14]I told her I'm rich [02:41.25]She took me to harrod [02:42.27]And picked up this Gucci worth a grand [02:44.04]I went quiet like words from my gran [02:45.62]Cause that's too much to spend on a slag [02:47.28]I mean that's too much to spend on a bag [02:48.98]As soon as we got to the till I ran [02:50.62] [02:51.38]Then my mobile rang [02:52.20] [02:53.20]It was my first love Anna [02:54.36] [02:55.01]She said she split up with her man [02:56.09] [02:56.76]And she's in need of a bang [02:58.09]I said I'll be on a bus in a minute [03:00.06]She said you better not bust in a minute [03:01.81]I got prang and rushed to the chemist [03:03.38]Excuse me have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature [03:07.07]He took me to the back of the store [03:08.69]He gave me a spray what's this for [03:10.18] [03:12.53]Got to her house clock says 4 [03:14.08]She's worn out I'm wanting more [03:15.29] [03:15.87]Cause she's sore she went down south [03:17.56]And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth [03:19.44]Oi Anna speak loud [03:21.38]Are you saying you can't feel your mouth [03:22.88] [03:23.42]Are you saying where is this mouse [03:24.87]What you want me to take your couch [03:26.68]Look if you want to kiss me out [03:28.37]That's when she kicked me ouch [03:30.22]I think she's trying to kick me out [03:31.83]Just tell me if you wanna get me out [03:33.52]I'm gone