No Surprize-Chris Holmes/Jani Lane

[ti:No Surprise] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Tribute To Aerosmith: Not The Same Old Song And Dance] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]No Surprize - Chris Holmes/Jani Lane [00:07.35]Nineteen seventy one [00:09.22] [00:10.54]We all heard the starters gun [00:12.66] [00:13.85]New York is such a pity [00:16.22]But at Max's Kansas City we won [00:18.04] [00:20.98]We all shot the sh*t at the bar [00:23.35] [00:24.23]With Johnny O'Toole and his scar [00:26.60] [00:27.85]And then old Clive Davis said [00:29.91]I'm surely gonna make us a star [00:31.79] [00:33.66]I'm gonna make you a star [00:35.04] [00:37.29]Just the way you are [00:38.60] [00:40.73]But with all his style [00:42.10] [00:44.23]I could see in his eyes [00:45.75] [00:47.50]That we is goin' to trial [00:49.13] [00:50.94]It was no surprise [00:52.31] [01:03.11]The boys kept kickin' a** [01:04.55] [01:05.81]As usual time would tell [01:08.11] [01:09.23]But some b**ch in the choir [01:11.17]Threw water on the fires of hell [01:13.06] [01:15.00]She loved to show and tell [01:16.68] [01:18.75]Lord she loved to tell [01:20.37] [01:22.12]But with all our style [01:23.62] [01:25.68]You could see in our eyes [01:27.37] [01:29.18]That we is still on trial [01:30.75] [01:32.37]And it was no surprise [01:33.95] [01:36.76]No surprise [01:37.39] [01:40.14]No surprise [01:41.01] [01:43.51]No surprise [01:44.51] [01:47.70]Midnight lady [01:49.20]Situation fetal [01:50.64]Vaccinate your a** [01:52.38]With a photograph needle [01:53.76] [02:00.95]I say [02:01.45]Look it here [02:02.45]Friend of mine [02:03.14]Scratch like you need calomine [02:04.64]Flamingo boots [02:05.51]Sole's a creakin' [02:06.45]Still in love and Puerto Rican too [02:09.50] [02:11.68]Ridin' on the wheels of hell [02:13.50] [02:15.06]Smokin' in our axle grease [02:17.06] [02:18.18]Oh the backstage is rockin' [02:20.50]And we're coppin' from the local police [02:22.31] [02:24.37]That's right the local police [02:25.75] [02:27.56]Or the justice of peace [02:29.50] [02:31.05]But with all our style [02:33.00] [02:34.74]You could see in our eyes [02:36.37] [02:38.05]That we is still on trial [02:39.50] [02:41.43]Baby it's no surprise [02:42.94] [02:45.74]No Surprise [02:46.31] [02:49.18]No Surprise [02:50.06] [02:52.61]No Surprise [02:52.68] [02:56.62]Rock and roll [02:57.37]Junkie whore [02:58.24]Got my foot inside the door [02:59.63] [03:00.32]Knock knock knock knock knock [03:01.94]Nobody's keepin' score [03:03.19] [03:10.69]Bad times [03:11.38]Go away [03:12.07]Come again some other day [03:13.82]Topaz and sazzafrazz [03:15.38] [03:16.13]Will keep the blues away [03:17.44] [03:24.44]Candy store [03:25.07]Rock and roll [03:25.88]Corporation jellyroll [03:27.56]Play the singles it ain't me [03:29.51]It's programmed insanity [03:30.51] [03:31.07]You ascap [03:31.94]If BMI [03:32.82]Could ever make a mountain fly [03:34.63]If Japanese can boil teas [03:35.47] [03:36.22]Then where the f**k's my royalties