Beer Ain't Drinkin'-Mojo Nixon

[ti:Beer Ain't Drinkin'] [ar:Mojo Nixon] [al:Gadzooks!!! The Homemade Bootleg] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Beer Ain't Drinkin' - Mojo Nixon [00:01.80]Beer beer ain't drinking [00:04.68] [00:07.06]Beer beer ain't drinking [00:10.04] [00:12.70]I don't care what your mama's thinking [00:14.60] [00:15.29]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [00:17.58] [00:22.50]Yeah well [00:23.17]It's the grog of the gods [00:24.31] [00:25.08]Kickapoo joy juice [00:26.30] [00:28.57]I'm a queer for beer and as thirsty as a moose [00:31.66] [00:34.34]I don't care what your mama's thinking [00:36.21] [00:36.91]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking yeah [00:39.54] [00:45.49]You say the bar's closed [00:46.29] [00:47.03]Well hell son just get me a beer [00:48.55] [00:50.22]What'd ya mean [00:51.08]No way [00:51.41] [00:52.15]That sh*t's practically clear let me tell ya [00:55.46] [00:56.03]I don't care what your mama's thinking [00:57.78] [00:58.52]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [01:00.72] [01:04.21]I'm gonna tell you something else here now [01:05.32] [01:06.42]Yeah don't want a draft [01:07.56] [01:08.09]Don't want a Dry [01:08.90] [01:09.49]If I don't get a beer I'm gonna f**king die said [01:12.34]Beer beer ain't drinking [01:15.18] [01:17.66]Beer beer ain't drinking [01:20.60] [01:23.26]I don't care what your mama's thinking [01:25.15] [01:25.83]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [01:28.08] [01:30.94]Hey Mr Piano Player Whack-a-doo [01:32.42] [01:53.62]And another thing [01:54.06] [01:55.18]Well eating ain't cheating [01:56.24] [01:56.77]Save been meeting [01:57.58] [01:58.19]Everybody sing like they're at the camp meeting said [02:00.86]Beer beer ain't drinking [02:04.17]Drinking Drinking [02:04.89] [02:06.32]Beer beer ain't drinking [02:09.14] [02:09.68]Somebody get me a gin and tonic [02:11.65]I don't care what your mama's thinking [02:13.58] [02:14.25]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [02:16.77]Ho [02:17.00] [02:22.12]Hell I ain't drunk I only had a pony keg [02:25.18] [02:27.48]I chugged my carbo loading dinner [02:28.67] [02:29.46]Still got my hollow leg [02:30.55] [02:33.16]I don't care what your mama's thinking [02:35.01] [02:35.75]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [02:37.93] [02:38.48]Yeah I don't care what your mama's thinking [02:40.50] [02:41.20]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking [02:43.42] [02:44.02]I don't care what your mama's thinking [02:46.04] [02:46.71]Everbody knows that beer ain't drinking