Sleepin' on My Couch-Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[ti:Sleepin' On My Couch (Remastered LP Version)] [ar:Del Tha Funkee Homosapien] [al:The Best Of Del Tha Funkee Homosapien (The Elektra Years): The B-Boy Handbook] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sleepin' on My Couch (Remastered LP Version|Explicit) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien [00:09.53]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [00:11.04] [00:11.67]Get your lazy butt up off [00:13.35] [00:14.08]Get your lazy butt up off [00:15.24] [00:16.19]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [00:17.66] [00:18.79]It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus [00:21.23]And end up on my couch at night without notice [00:23.03] [00:23.63]It's cool to have a friend over every now and then but [00:25.81]I gotta have my space [00:27.14]And I don't wanna see their face [00:28.45]Like every single day of the week talk is cheap [00:31.52]You betta find yourself another place to sleep [00:33.62]It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up [00:36.05]And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up [00:38.67]You better find a job so you can get an apartment [00:41.06]And you can save your crocodile tears don't even start with [00:43.44]The sob stories I got enough from the other seven brothas [00:46.24]In the den playing genesis [00:47.89]D**n I can't win at this [00:49.50]Seems like I'm gonna have to flip [00:51.07]And tell those other brothas that they're gonna have to skip [00:53.01] [00:53.64]I've had it up to here with these lazy cats [00:56.03]They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that [00:58.01] [00:59.06]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [01:01.46]Get your lazy butt up off [01:02.76] [01:03.90]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [01:06.42]Get your lazy butt up off [01:07.42] [01:08.61]People come to my house and kinda wonder where the squadron's at [01:11.50]They're not gone they're just down at the laundrymat [01:13.91]Because they wear the same pairs of clothing [01:15.99]I'm taking up crazy patience just holding [01:18.53]My temper [01:19.17]I'm about to start charging rent for [01:21.29]Every single brother that kicked it with my mother eating biscuits [01:24.13]On Saturday morning like a family [01:25.91]The minute they step it's like moms is crazy mad at me [01:28.79]Cause they're in my mother's room watching television [01:30.52] [01:31.18]I feel like giving 'em the boot and say the hell with 'em [01:33.87]But if I give 'em the boot I'm not a friend though [01:36.33]Even though my room smells like dime bags of indo [01:38.51]But I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it [01:40.83]Even mom knows that my brothas been sleeping on [01:42.95]My couch for weeks so your speeches fall flat [01:45.74]They keep sleeping on my couch and I'm tired of that [01:47.80] [01:48.91]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [01:50.75] [01:51.26]Get your lazy butt up off [01:52.49] [01:53.74]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [01:56.18]Get your lazy butt up off [01:57.48] [01:58.52]Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps [02:00.07] [02:00.63]But I was taught that I shouldn't take seven day naps [02:03.34]At other brothas cribs like I don't have a home [02:05.77]Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam [02:07.73] [02:08.36]Coming out the seams and a pair of jeans [02:10.27]Is missing from my closet I wonder why I even bother being friendly [02:13.47] [02:14.06]They're running my a** like the indy 5000 [02:15.80] [02:16.47]They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse [02:18.17]When they snuck downstairs for a midnight snack [02:20.68]And ate the last slice of bread and a box of apple jacks [02:23.38]Then they hit the sack with the stereo blasting [02:25.86]And even little Tyson is fed up so I'm asking [02:28.36]You all to jet before I get upset [02:29.97] [02:30.51]And throw each and every one of you bums out on your back [02:33.32]My house is a mess so step ya little pest [02:35.62]Who was sleeping on my couch cause I'm tired of that [02:37.54] [02:38.78]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [02:41.13]Get your lazy butt up off [02:42.39] [02:43.67]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [02:46.13]Get your lazy butt up off [02:47.12] [02:58.92]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [03:01.03]Get your lazy butt up off [03:02.23] [03:03.66]Get your lazy butt up off [03:05.17]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [03:07.24] [03:08.68]Get your lazy butt up off my couch [03:10.57] [03:11.11]Get your lazy butt up off [03:12.23] [03:13.73]Get your lazy butt up off [03:15.26]Get your lazy butt up off my couch