Asian Bride Magazine-Jahcoozi

[ti:Asian Bride Magazine] [ar:Jahcoozi] [al:Pure Breed Mongrel] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Asian Bride Magazine - Jahcoozi [00:26.56]I opened up a copy Asian bride magazine [00:28.80]The lady inside was so white [00:30.36]Was so clean [00:31.27]The hairs on her arms could hardly be seen [00:33.46]Thanks to L'Oreal's skin [00:34.42]And hair lightening cream [00:36.12]If I bleached my skin [00:36.96]And if I shaved my arms [00:38.39]I still wouldn't look like [00:39.62]No light-skinned khan [00:40.96]As my dad used to say to my face [00:43.09]Aiyoh sasha you look like an African [00:45.53]Was that just because of my baggy jeans [00:47.72]Or just because as I'd say [00:48.70]Dad must be in the genes [00:50.35]Or is it 'coz I'm tall [00:51.45]And they're all so small [00:52.54]That I'd get called nigger by [00:54.01]Pakis hanging at the mall [00:55.36]Doctor lawyer dentist if you fail [00:57.77]Who's gonna care for you [00:58.96]When you become frail [01:00.12]Harvard Berkeley [01:01.00]North London and yale [01:02.53]Get an education [01:03.73]Marry someone pale [01:04.92]Pale fair [01:06.11]But not white [01:07.26]A man who's at least a half of your height [01:09.32]Asian yeah [01:10.50]But better not be dark [01:11.92]Those deep dark browns [01:12.98]Only bring on the frowns [01:14.58]Brown on the outside [01:15.72]White on the inside [01:16.96]You're just a coconut [01:17.87]They turned into a bounty [01:19.30]Brown on the outside [01:20.42]White on the inside [01:21.77]You're just a Paki [01:22.57]But you're cool on the flipside [01:24.14]Brown on the outside [01:25.19]White on the inside [01:26.49]You're just a coconut [01:27.36]They turned into a bounty [01:28.98]Brown on the outside [01:30.12]White on the inside [01:31.29]You stink of curry [01:32.14]But you're cool on the Flipside [01:33.63]They don't wanna see you [01:34.49]Coming home with white man [01:35.99]They don't wanna see you [01:37.02]Coming home with black man [01:38.09]They don't wanna see you [01:39.14]Coming home with any kind of man [01:40.46]But if you came home with a woman [01:41.90]They wouldn't be your biggest fan [01:43.27]They just wanna see you hitched up with [01:44.73]One of the clan [01:45.44]If you put your wealth together [01:46.58]Then you'll be much richer than [01:47.71]The Patels round the corner [01:48.90]And the Ratnasinghams [01:50.39]Anay baba get a job [01:51.35]Or you'll never find a man [01:52.60]No I ain't Mingita [01:53.96]The p**sy-eating Paki [01:54.93]I just don't give a sh*t [01:56.19]About getting married [01:57.62]Just 'coz I don't shave my moustache [02:00.06]My eyebrows join together [02:00.95]And my nose is large [02:02.35]You lot think I'm unfit for [02:04.37]Marriage that all [02:05.05]I can cook is frozen chicken nuggets [02:07.12]That my life in the trailer park [02:08.33]Is somewhat savage [02:09.49]And my mates are a bunch of [02:10.73]Dreaded homeless Faggets [02:12.24]Brown on the outside [02:13.30]White on the inside [02:14.47]You're just a coconut [02:15.24]They turned into a bounty [02:16.85]Brown on the outside [02:18.10]White on the inside [02:19.43]You stink of curry [02:20.10]But you're cool on the Flipside [02:21.99]On the outside [02:22.86]White on the inside [02:24.23]You're just a coconut [02:24.94]They turned into a bounty [02:26.55]Brown on the outside [02:27.63]White on the inside [02:28.91]You're just a Paki [02:29.73]But you're cool on the flipside [02:31.57] [02:51.14]Thank you [02:51.64]L'Oreal now there's products for us [02:55.58]Daily use gonna help us to pretend [02:58.00]That we're high-caste [03:00.41]Bleach our skin lighten our moustache [03:02.42]Now L'Oreal are coming in on the march [03:04.70]You know that they can [03:05.45]Smell the cash to be made [03:06.77]On vain middle-class Asians [03:08.14]Who just love to bathe [03:09.58] [03:14.70]Arty-farty you will become poor [03:16.88]Eat baba eat in the kitchen [03:18.34]There is more [03:19.34]Degree degree hang it on the wall [03:21.75]Brought you to this country [03:22.82]What happened to y'all [03:24.09]Hymen hymen [03:25.24]It better be intact Pappadum preach now [03:27.39]I'm frying in the fat [03:28.86]Achar achar hymen is intact [03:31.28]I never used a tampon [03:32.48]Really that's a fact [03:33.81]Brown on the outside [03:34.81]White on the inside [03:36.23]You're just a coconut [03:37.02]They turned into a bounty [03:38.54]Brown on the outside [03:39.62]White on the inside [03:41.00]You're just a Paki [03:41.75]But you're cool on the flipside [03:43.38]Brown on the outside [03:44.55]White on the inside [03:45.74]You're just a coconut [03:46.57]They turned into a bounty [03:48.09]Brown on the outside [03:49.17]White on the inside [03:50.59]You stink of curry [03:51.36]But you're cool on the Flipside