The Real Slim Shady-The Hit Crew

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Total Request Hit Music] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:03.04]May I have your attention please [00:04.79] [00:06.02]May I have your attention please [00:07.56] [00:08.85]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.17] [00:12.35]I repeat will the real Slim [00:14.68]Shady please stand up [00:16.45] [00:17.05]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.52]Ya'll act like you never seen [00:19.59]A white person before [00:20.48]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like [00:21.94]Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.14]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.65]They first get divorced throwing [00:25.99]Her over furniture （scream） [00:27.64]It's the return of the [00:28.62]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't [00:30.16]Just say what I think he did did he [00:32.70]And Dr Dre said [00:33.77]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead [00:35.31]He's locked in my basement （haha） [00:37.33]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.18]Chicka chicka chicka [00:39.44]Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.76]Look at him walking around [00:42.14]Grabbing his you know what [00:43.68]Limpin' to you know who yeah [00:45.00]But hes so cute though [00:45.99]Yea I probably got a couple of [00:47.24]Screws up in my head loose [00:48.24]But no worse than what's going [00:49.22]On in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.51]Sometimes I wanna [00:51.78]Get on TV and just let loose [00:52.99]But can't but its cool for Tom [00:54.35]Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.34]My bum is on your lips [00:56.41]My bum is on your lips [00:57.38]And if I'm lucky you might [00:58.47]Just give it a little kiss [00:59.46]And that's the message that [01:00.45]We deliver to little kids [01:01.43]And expect them not to know [01:02.85]What a womens clitoris is [01:04.07]Of course they gonna know [01:05.18]What intercourse is [01:05.89]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.19]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.01]We ain't nothing but mammals [01:10.65]Well some of us cannibals [01:11.95]Who cut other people [01:12.69]Open like cantaloupes [01:13.27]But if we can hump dead [01:14.75]Animals and antelopes [01:15.41]Then there's no reason that a man [01:16.83]And another man can't elope [01:18.52]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.76]Women wave your panty hoes [01:21.68]Sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.81]I'm Slim Shady [01:23.64]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.83]All you other Slim [01:25.72]Shadys are just imitating [01:26.94]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.48]Please stand up Please [01:29.96]Stand up Please stand up [01:31.94]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:33.02]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.13]All you other Slim [01:34.97]Shadys are just imitating [01:35.92]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.78]Please stand up Please stand up [01:39.91]Please stand up [01:41.05]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in [01:42.24]His raps to sell records [01:43.42]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.99]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.68]Half of you critics can't even [01:48.75]Stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.32]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.51]Why So you guys can [01:53.37]Just lie to get me here [01:54.58]So you can sit me here [01:55.93]Next to Britney Spears [01:56.94]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better [01:58.53]Switch me chairs [01:59.23]So I can sit next to Carson [02:00.54]Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.24]And hear 'em argue over [02:02.32]Who she gave head to first [02:04.00]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.05]Yeah he's cute but I think [02:07.24]He's married to Kim hehe [02:08.00]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.37]And show the whole [02:11.41]World how you gave Eminem V D （scream） [02:13.48]I'm sick of you little girl [02:14.53]And boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.28]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:17.77]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.88]Who cuss like me [02:20.68]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.14]Who dress like me [02:23.04]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.31]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.06]But not quite me [02:26.89]I'm Slim Shady [02:27.90]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.23]All you other Slim [02:30.10]Shadys are just imitating [02:31.13]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.83]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.20]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.08]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.31]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:39.76] [02:40.54]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.11]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.39]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46.68]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.82]Things you joke about with your [02:48.91]Friends inside your living room [02:49.90]The only difference is I got the [02:51.34]Balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.96]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.06]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.06]And whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.83]I just sh*t it better than 90% [03:00.01]Of you rappers out there [03:00.94]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up [03:02.82]These albums like valiums [03:04.49]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.63]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.39]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off [03:09.90]With Jergens and I'm jerking [03:11.57]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.04]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:14.74]He could be workin at [03:15.99]Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.96]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.19]Screaming I don't give a f**k [03:20.38]With his windows down and system up [03:22.31]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.41]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.53]And to be proud to be outta [03:27.95]Your mind and outta control [03:28.89]And one more time loud [03:29.83]As you can how does it go [03:31.38]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.41]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.75]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:37.22]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.49]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.70]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.54]So won't the real Slim shady [03:45.91]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.69]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.33]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.44]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53.64] [03:54.20]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.66]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.63]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:59.89]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:00.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.09]So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:08.02]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:09.08]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:10.30]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:12.28]So won't the real Slim shady [04:13.89]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:17.18]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:18.30]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:19.51]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:21.38]So won't the real Slim shady [04:22.84]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:26.40]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:27.50]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:28.67]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:30.90]So won't the real Slim shady [04:32.39]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:35.61]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:36.73]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:37.87]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:39.86]So won't the real Slim shady [04:41.53]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up