The *** Song-MC Chris

[ti:The Masturbation Song] [ar:MC Chris] [al:MC Chris Is Dead] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The *** Song - MC Chris [00:21.09]We were hoodlums in the year of '88 [00:23.76]Me and my buddy Brian and way under age [00:26.28]I was a shifty little mess just watch me drift between the cliques [00:28.88]No one had me like my family it was kinda the pits [00:31.59]So I take it out on others that were one beneath my status [00:34.31]Making fun of making come made me think I was a badass [00:36.48]Wasn't even a nerd [00:37.71]I'd sit with Bri and his boys [00:39.12]I felt kinda included [00:40.59]I was so overjoyed [00:41.56]No one liked me and I know junior high was a mess [00:44.18]So I played king's quest where you go and you fence [00:46.82]Playground was a place where I should have got punched [00:49.42]But I never learned my lesson cause no one noticed me much [00:52.20]Sep Brian he was funny and we shared every class [00:54.97]Can't explain it I just knew that it wouldn't last [00:57.45]Had me over Friday night to watch porn at his dad's [00:59.90]That's when he pulled me out for jerkin' off in my sleepin' bag [01:03.26] [01:24.07]Brian told his friends and the word to them spread [01:26.02]My freshmen year at Plainer and I was better off dead [01:28.73]Everybody knew even that nerd named Kramer [01:31.44]He'd made fun of me in the locker room I couldn't be lamer [01:34.10]Do you jerk off till your beat off yo that's all I ever heard [01:37.76]If you can't control your penis maybe you should go to church [01:40.36]So let's persecute the perv make him think he acts alone [01:42.39]Like they're not all running home to grab onto their bone [01:44.38]But they convinced me i was stupid so i'd do it with guilt [01:46.92]That's how i was raised and what the catholic preist felt [01:49.35]My behavior was a bum i wish i knew it was a blessin [01:52.35]Couldn't keep myself from messin never considered confessing [01:53.97]Just kept it on the low while the lunchroom laughed [01:57.23]But at my expense i had no friends i felt trapped [01:59.93]But i guess i had it coming after how i behaved [02:02.92]Let that be a lesson one i'll take to my grave