Spandex - I Wanna Know-Spandex

Spandex - I Wanna Know - Spandex Waiting here on line Suddenly from behind She's still a block away Why'd it have to be today Now what do I see She recognizes me She hugs and squeezes me She's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd ***** I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery What a *****ing beast Her a** alone would be a feast And her love drippings Contained a stench of rotted yeast The show must go on It's the end of me Taking up the whole front row It's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd ***** I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery As we were walking off stage You're waiting to come back She's got a back stage pass Oh no I hide my head The sight of you I dread Her chubby little fingers grab my a** Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick Why does it always have to be me You *****ing fat ***** I've had enough of you Take your blubber buns and leave She left here in tears Followed by her rear I could not help she's fat She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd ***** I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery