Tie My Pecker To My Leg-Mojo Nixon

Tie My Pecker To My Leg - Mojo Nixon Me your momma and some other whore Floating down the river on a shithouse door Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Watching mom shave her p**sy really gets the kids hard Grandpa's trying to f**k something in the front yard Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Sister is getting rich on her 900 number Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Reddog (Solo) Well I'm a big dick daddy and a f**kin' foo Eleven years old and I went to p**sy school Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum Hell I'd eat a yard of her sh*t to watch her cum Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Simon (Solo) You only live once, so off with them pants Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger Last night I must have been the designated drinker Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. I need a woman six foot ten She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. Everybody Solo Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg Gonna tie my pecker to my leg. I'm gonna tie my pecker Tie my pecker Tie my pecker Tie my pecker Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.