Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady-Eminem/Elton John

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.09]May I have your attention please [00:03.51]May I have your attention please [00:04.62]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:05.82]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:07.35]We're gonna have a problem here [00:08.16]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:09.93]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:12.09]And started whoopin her a*s worse than before [00:14.31]They first were divorce throwin her over furniture [00:17.10]Ahh [00:17.31]It's the return of the Ah wait no way you're kidding [00:19.77]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:21.63]And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots [00:22.59]Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:23.76]Ha ha [00:23.94]Feminist women love Eminem [00:24.69]Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:25.98]Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what [00:28.77]Flippin the you know who Yeah but he's so cute though [00:29.94]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:32.67]But no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms [00:34.95]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't [00:39.39]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:40.65]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:49.05]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:52.17]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [00:54.27]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [00:55.86]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [00:57.15]By the time they hit fourth grade [00:58.20]They got the Discovery Channel don't they [00:59.64]We ain't nothing but mammals Well some of us cannibals [01:02.04]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:03.75]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:05.25]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:06.69]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:08.25]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:09.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:10.59]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:13.02]Please stand up please stand up [01:13.98]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records [01:15.51]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:16.47]You think I give a d**n about a Grammy [01:17.28]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:19.17]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:20.79]Why So you guys could just lie to get me here [01:22.26]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:23.55]S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:25.26]So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [01:26.76]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [01:28.71]You little b***h put me on blast on MTV [01:29.82]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee [01:30.96]I should download her audio on MP3 [01:31.71]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [01:33.15]And there's a million of us just like me [01:34.26]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me [01:35.73]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [01:36.90]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [01:39.96]I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you [01:41.70]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [01:43.86]The only difference is I got the balls to say it [01:45.78]In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all [01:47.55]I just get on the mic and spit it [01:48.75]I just s**t it [01:49.11]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [01:50.85]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums [01:52.41]It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty [01:54.18]I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting [01:55.29]Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens [01:57.63]And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [01:59.25]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin [02:01.71]He could be workin at Burger King spittin on your onion rings [02:03.36]Or in the parkin lot circling [02:04.77]Screaming I don't give a f**k [02:05.94]With his windows down and his system up [02:07.17]So will the real Shady please stand up [02:10.77]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [02:13.23]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [02:15.18]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [02:17.79]Ha ha [02:18.87]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [02:20.31]F**k it let's all stand up