The Humpty Dance-The Hit Crew

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:The Hit Crew] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:00.18]Sexy lady [00:00.23] [00:05.65]Sexy lady [00:09.36] [00:10.56]All right [00:10.87]Stop whatcha doin' [00:11.89]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:12.95]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.30]I look funny [00:15.94] [00:16.54]But yo I'm makin' money see [00:18.02]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:19.88]Now gather round [00:20.72]I'm the new fool in town [00:22.28]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:24.56]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.04]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.21]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:31.81]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:34.91]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:36.56]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.41]I'm steppin' tall y'all [00:39.81]And just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.27]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.71]I like to rhyme [00:44.63]I like my beats funky [00:45.89]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.16]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:51.31]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.91]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.95]Hey yo fat girl c'mere--are ya ticklish [00:57.65]Yeah I called ya fat [00:58.72]Look at me I'm skinny [01:00.47]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:02.20]I'm a freak [01:03.02]I like the girls with the boom [01:04.55]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:06.78]I'm crazy [01:07.79]Allow me to amaze thee [01:09.04]They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me [01:10.87]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:13.43]And I even got my own dance [01:15.49]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.90] [01:21.81]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:24.55] [01:26.52]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:31.13]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [01:33.87] [01:35.78]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:38.54] [01:39.11]People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" [01:41.61] [01:42.18]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:44.11]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.16]But ya can't get near me [01:49.10]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.39]All the girls they adore me [01:52.96]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:55.30]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.27]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.21]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:02.46]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:05.07]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:07.26]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.14]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:11.99]I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:14.64]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.61] [02:17.15]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.83]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:21.23]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.57]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.33]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:31.74]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:36.59]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:40.22] [02:41.29]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:44.34] [02:45.86]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:50.34]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:51.95]Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there [02:54.04]A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh [02:58.60]Oh yeah [03:00.43]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:02.18]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.41]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.93]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:10.23]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.96]Crazy wack funky [03:14.64]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:17.60]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:19.70]It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion [03:22.06]Anyone can play this game [03:23.93]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:26.21]No two people will do it the same [03:28.69]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:31.28]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' [03:33.86]Jig around shakin' ya rump [03:35.74]And when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump [03:38.26]Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [03:39.90]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:44.36] [03:45.96]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:50.05] [03:51.08]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [03:55.02]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:00.27]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump