Parents Just Don't Understand-The Hit Crew

[ti:Parents Just Don't Understand] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Kids Old School] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Parents Just Don't Understand - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:10.76]You know parents are the same [00:12.18]No matter time nor place [00:13.47]They don't understand that us kids [00:14.88]Are going to make some mistakes [00:16.34]So to you all the kids all across the land [00:19.22]There's no need to argue [00:20.32]Parents just don't understand [00:22.52] [00:32.68]I remember one year [00:33.80]My mom took me school shopping [00:35.35]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop [00:38.12]And my little sister [00:39.46]All hopped in the car [00:41.10]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:43.61]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:46.22]I didn't say nothing at first [00:47.53]I just turned up my nose [00:48.95]She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20" [00:51.69]I said [00:52.09]"Mom this shirt is plaid [00:53.40]With a butterfly collar " [00:54.73]The next half hour was the same old thing [00:57.05]My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [00:59.90]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [01:02.51]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [01:05.45]I said "Mom what are you doing [01:06.99]You're ruining my rep" [01:08.00]She said "You're only sixteen [01:09.34]You don't have a rep yet" [01:10.71]I said "Mom [01:11.49]Let's put these clothes back please" [01:12.96]She said "no you go to school [01:14.60]To learn not for a fashion [01:15.81]Show" [01:16.27]I said "This isn't Sha na na [01:17.71]Come on Mom I'm not Bowzer [01:19.09]Mom please put back the bell-bottom [01:20.67]Brady Bunch trousers [01:21.85]But if you don't want to I can live with that but [01:24.49]You gotta put back the double-knit [01:25.73]Reversible slacks" [01:27.87]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same [01:29.77]Inevitably the first day of school came [01:32.86]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick [01:35.33]But my mom said "No no way [01:37.07]Uh-uh forget it" [01:38.48]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax [01:40.70]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [01:43.77]And when I walked into school [01:45.15]It was just as I thought [01:46.45]The kids were cracking up [01:47.54]Laughing at the clothes Mom bought [01:49.22]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [01:51.26]Because they were pointing and whispering [01:52.61]As I walked down the hall [01:53.82] [01:54.46]I got home and told my Mom how my day went [01:57.02]She said "If they were [01:57.96]Laughing you don't need the [01:58.88]"Cause they're not good friends" [02:00.04]For the next six hours [02:01.23]I tried to explain to my Mom [02:02.57]That I was gonna have to go through [02:04.06]This about 200 more times [02:05.40]So to you all the kids all across the land [02:07.93]There's no need to argue [02:09.35]Parents just don't understand [02:11.70] [02:22.46]Oh-kay here's the situation [02:24.47]My parents went away on a week's vacation and [02:27.43]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [02:29.93]Would they mind [02:30.56] [02:31.27]Umm well of course not [02:33.00]I'll just take it for a little spin [02:35.20]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [02:37.97]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [02:40.67]Well maybe I shouldn't [02:42.36]Yeah of course I should [02:44.25]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot [02:46.37]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [02:48.88]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie [02:50.69]Who was just [02:51.30]Walking [02:51.90]I picked up my car phone [02:53.21]To perpetrate like I was talking [02:54.97]You should've seen [02:55.88]This girl's bodily dimensions [02:57.09]I honked my horn just to get her attention [03:00.09]She said oh"Was that for me " [03:01.31]I said "Yeah" [03:01.89]She said oh"my" [03:02.70]I said "Come on and take a ride [03:04.30]With a helluva guy" [03:05.40]She said "How do I know that you're not sick [03:08.03]You could be some deranged lunatic" [03:10.63]I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince [03:13.46]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this " [03:16.71]She agreed and we were on our way [03:18.94]She was looking very good and so was I [03:20.98]Just might say [03:22.13]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive [03:24.40]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries [03:27.80]She kicked her [03:28.49]Shoes off onto the floor [03:29.87]She said "Drive faster speed turns me on" [03:32.50]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas [03:35.27]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast [03:38.35]The sun roof was open the music was high [03:40.93]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh [03:43.55]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far [03:46.12]I guess that's why I didn't notice that (police car) [03:49.38]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche [03:51.76]And to make this long story short [03:54.48]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell [03:57.11]I said "I don't have a license but I drive very [04:00.32]I almost had a heart attack that day [04:02.57]Come to find out the girl was some [04:04.66]A twelve-year-old runaway [04:05.57]I was arrested the car was impounded [04:08.20]And there was no way for me to avoid being grounded [04:11.30]My parents had to come back get me [04:13.66]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me [04:16.44]My parents walked in [04:17.83]I got my grip I said [04:19.44]"Ah Mom Dad how was your trip " [04:22.21]They didn't speak [04:22.98]I said "I want to plead my case" [04:24.54]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face [04:27.16]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived [04:29.97]They took turns - [04:31.03]One would beat me while the other one was driving [04:32.98]I can't believe it I just made a mistake [04:35.30]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place [04:37.98]So to you all the kids all across the land [04:40.66]Take it from me [04:42.06]Parents just don't understand