S-P-I-D-E-R-M-A-N-The Hit Crew

S-P-I-D-E-R-M-A-N - The Hit Crew I was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a one hour recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read If you like Pina Coldas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kinda mean Well, me and my old lady Had fallen into that same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper Took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad Yes, I like Pina Coldas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Maley's Where we'll plan our escape So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady And she said, "Aw, it's you" And we laughed for a moment And I said, "I never knew" "That you liked Pina Coldas And getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean And the taste of champagne" "If you like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape You're the lady I've looked for Come with me and escape" If you like Pina Coldas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes of the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Come with me and escape