Conspiracy-Conspiracy

Conspiracy - Conspiracy His TV tells him what should raise concern I wave hello, talk real slow, the clues I leave are hard Serves him right cause he won't ever learn That it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy The mother-ship will land one day and then I shall be free It's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracy It's close encounters of all kinds and they're all starring me It's a conspiracy My neo-fascist paper boy, swastika on display Says he resents his regiment and how he's being swayed By power fags and bull dyke hags that infiltrate his head Apparently he's unaware who helps me make my bed I'm a conspiracy, yeah I'm a conspiracy But I must admit, I'm kind of miffed that no one e-mailed me Bout the conspiracy, bout the conspiracy I'm unconvinced that I should take responsibility for the conspiracy Well I know there's someone in control but I don't think they're here And neither is the fat-assed jerk you voted in last year I sigh a lot and wait for news, it never seems to good If Christ showed up the government would likely buy the wood Now there's a conspiracy, there's a conspiracy They trash the poor and make damn sure they blame bureaucracy It's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy They promise anything they like and wait for the stampede It's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy Thank god my pills are waiting on my night-stand for me It's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracy But don't you fret cause I'll just bet you're on the sign-up sheet For the conspiracy, yeah!!!!!!!!!