Houdini's Blind-Course Of Empire

Harry Houdini climbs in the box Everyone knows he'll never get out Out of his mind Under the microscope he will try Try to remember why He began An agent is waiting for Harry to sign A minor disclaimer in case he should die Live on the air He's under the water again Blind You're doomed, but the show must go on, harry You've got a thousand lights and laser beams You're burning them now for way too long, Harry You're doomed, but the show must go on, harry You've got the finest in designer genes, but Lately your legs have grown too long, Harry I can't say that I am getting closer I can't pray enough to get there faster I can't learn it from another master Why can't everybody understand that This is a lesson is self preservation