Humpty Dance-Party Band Kings

[ti:Humpty Dance] [ar:The Hit Nation] [al:Ultimate 90's Hits - Chart Topping Hits of the 1990's] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.97]Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady [00:07.19] [00:10.85]All right [00:11.27]Stop whatcha doing [00:12.35]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.41]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.61]I look funny [00:16.29] [00:16.93]But yo I'm makingmoney see [00:18.26]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.23]Now gather round [00:21.20]I'm the new fool in town [00:22.54]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:24.54] [00:25.06]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.37]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.52]My name is humty pronounced with a umpty [00:32.47]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.30]And all the rappers in the top ten please [00:37.35]Allow me to bump thee [00:38.76]I'm steppingtall y'all [00:40.21]And just like humty dumpty [00:41.63]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.87]I like to rhyme [00:44.96]I like my beats funky [00:46.26]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.33]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:50.93] [00:51.54]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:53.09]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:55.13]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:58.18]Yeah I called ya fat [00:59.32]Look at me I'm skinny [01:00.61]It never stopped me from gettingbusy [01:02.27]I'm a freak [01:03.29]I like the girls with the boom [01:04.79]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:07.19]I'm crazy [01:08.19]Allow me to amaze thee [01:09.60]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.69]I'm still gettingin the girls' pants [01:13.77]And I even got my own dance [01:15.66]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.30] [01:21.91]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump [01:24.72] [01:26.53]Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump [01:29.58] [01:31.27]Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump [01:34.10] [01:35.91]Do the humty hump do the humty hump [01:38.72] [01:39.28]People say yo humty you're really funny lookin [01:41.68] [01:42.33]That's all right 'cause I get things cooking [01:44.28]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.61]But ya can't get near me [01:49.25]I give 'em more see and on the floor b [01:51.45]All the girls they adore me [01:53.26]Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere [01:55.68]'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear [01:58.10]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.63]Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid [02:02.80]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:05.46]Both how I'm livingand my nose is large [02:07.33]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:09.85]I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid [02:12.52]I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:14.71]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:17.43]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:19.12]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:21.62]All ya had to do was give humty a chance [02:23.98]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.67]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:28.96] [02:31.85]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump [02:35.02] [02:36.72]Do the humty hump [02:38.23]Do the humty hump [02:39.27] [02:41.14]Do the humty hump [02:42.13] [02:42.96]Do the humty hump [02:44.35] [02:45.77]Do the humty hump [02:46.75] [02:47.38]Do the humty hump [02:49.23] [02:50.54]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:52.33]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:54.95] [02:58.85]Oh yeah [02:59.54] [03:00.60]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:02.74]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.92]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.54] [03:08.09]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:10.60]Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking [03:12.38] [03:13.48]Crazy wack funky [03:14.41] [03:15.26]People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty [03:18.02]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:20.21]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:22.68]Anyone can play this game [03:24.27]This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name [03:26.82]No two people will do it the same [03:28.91]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:31.58]Humping funking jumping [03:33.49] [03:34.08]Jig around shakingya rump [03:35.91]And when the dude a chump pump [03:37.61]Points a finger like a stump [03:38.77]Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump [03:40.66]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [03:43.68] [03:46.41]Do the humty hump [03:48.35]Do the humty hump [03:49.24] [03:51.05]Do the humty hump [03:52.12] [03:52.96]Do the humty hump [03:54.63] [03:55.74]Do the humty hump [03:56.64] [03:57.79]Do the humty hump [03:58.61] [04:00.41]Do the humty hump [04:01.30] [04:02.58]Do the humty hump [04:03.49] [04:06.49]Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation