Honey, I'm Home-Jeff Baxter

The car won't start it's falling apart I was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyline shows got a run in my hose My hair went flat man I hate that hate that Just when I thought things couldn't get worse I realized I forgot my purse With all this stress I must confess This could be worse than PMS This job ain't worth the pay I can't wait till the end of the day Oh honey I'm on my way Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Honey I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh by the way Rub my feet gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey I'm back my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey hey hey hey honey I'm home I broke a nail opening the mail I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell This job's a pain it's so mundane I sure don't stimulate my brain This job ain't worth the pay I can't wait till the end of the day Oh honey I'm on my way Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Honey I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh by the way Rub my feet gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey I'm back my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey hey hey hey I'm home Ah yeh Oh rub my neck will you Hey hey hey hey hey yah Honey I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh by the way Rub my feet gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey I'm back my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey hey hey hey hey honey I'm home Ah that feels much better Ha ha ha Oh yes