A Hymn To Him-The New Musical Cast

[ti:A Hymn To Him] [ar:The New Musical Cast] [al:My Fair Lady - The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.89]What in all in heaven could've promted her to go [00:03.73]After such a triumph as the ball [00:06.39]What could've depressed her; [00:07.90]What could've possessed her [00:09.23]I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:11.76] [00:23.41]Women are irrational [00:24.74]That's all there is to that [00:26.19]Their heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:29.01]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:31.23]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:33.13]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:35.48] [00:41.89]Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:44.34] [00:44.97]Yes [00:47.16]Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:51.03]Men are so honest [00:52.68]So thoroughly square; [00:54.51]Eternally noble historically fair; [00:58.40]When you win [00:59.34]Will always give your back a pat [01:02.27]Why can't a woman be like that [01:05.26] [01:06.59]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do [01:10.09]Can't a woman learn to use her head [01:13.89]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do [01:17.08]Why don't they grow up [01:18.63]Like their father instead [01:20.94]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:24.64]Men are so pleasant so easy to please; [01:28.34]Wherever you're with them [01:30.03]You're always at ease [01:32.07]Would you be slighted [01:33.00]If I didn't speak for hours [01:35.06]Of course not [01:35.79]Would you be livid [01:36.60]If I had a drink or two [01:38.48]Nonsense [01:38.91] [01:39.60]Would you be wounded [01:40.58]If I never sent you flowers [01:42.55]Never [01:43.14]Well why can't a woman be like you [01:46.69] [01:47.73]One man in a million may shout a bit [01:51.19]Now and then there's one with slight defects; [01:54.09] [01:54.91]One perhaps [01:56.03]Whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [01:58.18]But by and large we are a marvelous sex [02:02.18]Why can't a woman take after man [02:05.65]Men are so friendly [02:07.62]Good-natured and kind [02:09.60]A better companion you never will find [02:13.27]If I were hours late for dinner [02:15.22]Would you bellow [02:16.21]Of course not [02:17.14]If I forgot your silly birthday [02:19.03]Would you fuss [02:19.96]Nonsense [02:20.74]Would you complain [02:21.54]If I took out another fellow [02:23.92]Never [02:24.41]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:27.88] [02:29.37]Mrs Pearce you're a woman [02:32.29]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:35.72]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:39.54]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:43.32]Ready to buck you up [02:44.80]Whenever you are glum [02:47.29]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:50.91] [02:51.54]Why is thinking something women never do [02:55.08]Why is logic never even tried [02:58.01] [02:58.80]Straightening up their hair is all they ever do [03:02.08]Why don't they straighten up [03:04.41]The mess that's inside [03:06.07]Why can't a woman behave like a man [03:09.63]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [03:13.30]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all; [03:17.14]Would I start weeping [03:18.07]Like a bathtub overflowing [03:20.59]And carry on as if my home were in a tree [03:24.45]Would I run off [03:25.61]And never tell me where I'm going [03:28.23]Why can't a woman be like me