More Bad Times-Presidents of the United States of America

[ti:More Bad Times] [ar:Presidents of the United States of America] [al:These Are The Good Times People] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.18]1 2 3 4 [00:02.70] [00:20.08]You never had rabies [00:21.43]You never gained weight [00:23.12]You never drank poison [00:24.31]You watched what you ate [00:26.03]You never came home with a terrible scar [00:28.92]You never so much as put a scratch on my car [00:32.39]You never got measles [00:33.58]You never got gout [00:35.14]You never got dizzy [00:36.79]And you never fell out [00:38.34]You never suggested we all play charades [00:41.30]You never picked up any live hand granades [00:44.49]You twisted your ankle [00:45.72]I carried you [00:47.29]You got a divorce [00:48.86]So I married you [00:50.32]You fell off a cliff [00:51.78]So I buried you [00:53.34]I wish there were more bad times to see you through [00:56.67]I wish there were more bad times [00:59.46]Wish there were more bad times [01:02.54]Wish there were more bad times [01:04.43] [01:05.58]Wish there were more bad times [01:08.46]Wish there were more bad times [01:11.29]I wish there were more [01:13.22] [01:30.78]You never lost contact [01:32.17]You never leaked oil [01:33.86]You never drank cleanser [01:35.21]And you never ate foil [01:36.12] [01:37.11]You never got hurt by sticks and stones [01:39.77]You never choked on any big chicken bones [01:43.09]You never got mauled by a mad baboon [01:46.05]You never lost all the air in your balloon [01:49.12]You never got poked in the eye with a spork [01:51.95]You never got sick from all that leftover pork [01:55.27]You twisted your ankle [01:56.65]I carried you [01:58.41]You got a divorce [01:59.60]So I married you [02:01.37]You fell off a cliff [02:02.77]So I buried you [02:04.44]I wish there were more bad times to see you through [02:07.87]I wish there were more bad times [02:10.85]So many things did go wrong [02:14.18]But the list is not long enough [02:17.27]Not enough bad things to fill up a song [02:23.21]Wish there were more bad times [02:25.48]Wish there were more bad times [02:28.60]Wish there were more bad times [02:31.79]Wish there were more bad times [02:35.26]I'd rather gather your bones [02:36.90]Than mop up this mess [02:38.63]If I scrub us all spotless [02:40.22]I'll wreck our success [02:41.51]I was holding your hand [02:42.99]When it fell on the floor [02:44.41]When you left you broke the knob on the door [02:47.03]I wish there was more