Be A Hoodlum-Key Kool

[ti:Be A Hoodlum] [ar:Key Kool] [al:Kozmonautz] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Be A Hoodlum - Key Kool [00:06.07]Hello [00:06.78]Yo Key [00:07.35]Oh what up Papa Doug [00:08.50]You're supposed to be in the studio [00:09.63]Twenty minutes ago [00:10.62]Oh man I was having this messed up [00:12.47]Nightmare man [00:13.06]Let me tell you about it [00:14.15]Oh okay [00:14.79]I had a dream [00:15.65]What kind of dream [00:16.44]Like Martin Luther King [00:17.55]Nah a vision in my sleep about my peep [00:20.40]It made me trip out flip out [00:22.03]Cause I was having it then [00:23.28] [00:23.79]So what the hell happened [00:25.03]I'll tell ya please let me begin ok [00:26.65]I wanted to go bowl with my ball up the alley [00:29.36]You know [00:30.21]Stick my bonanza in someone's big bally [00:32.30]So I called this girl named Sally [00:34.06]Or maybe her name was Laurie [00:35.43]Or maybe Geraldine [00:36.76]Just go on with the story [00:38.28]Okay went over to her house [00:39.60]But nobody else was home [00:41.06]Like Ice Cube said [00:42.59]Once again it's on [00:44.17]I got a bit excited [00:45.61]I was ready to make a move [00:47.02]Like Madonna's song [00:48.05]I was gonna get into the groove [00:49.56]What happened next [00:50.46]I made my move but I was dumb [00:52.22]I was uncovered [00:53.05]I forgot to wear my weenie beanie [00:54.32] [00:54.86]You know my rubber [00:55.88]But at the time I didn't care [00:57.42]What I could catch [00:58.46]Cause I was humpin her pumpin her rubbin her [01:00.44]Doin the cabbage patch [01:01.55]When I was done I thought to myself [01:03.36]It ain't no thing [01:04.47]Until something went wrong with my [01:06.43]Ding ding [01:07.17]When I went to shake the weasel [01:09.06]It came out much slower [01:10.35]But pee pee felt so hot I thought [01:11.99]I was a flame thrower [01:13.27]So the next time that I saw her [01:14.76]I said hey yo honey suckle [01:16.33]I oughta beat your a** with my big yellow knuckles [01:19.16]She said why would you want to hit me [01:20.88]And why would you want to [01:21.88]Punch [01:22.37]Witch you gave me dance verey danme crunch [01:25.17]But when I think about it yo [01:26.72]It wasn't all her fault [01:27.96]Because I'm the one [01:28.82]Who wanted to put my money in her vault [01:30.83]But when I went to see the doctor [01:32.45]I began to get sick [01:33.72]When he said [01:34.34]You got to get a shot in your dick [01:37.08]This kind of situation gets no love [01:39.79]Next time I operate [01:41.09]I wear my surgical glove [01:42.37] [01:43.09]Yeah you learned a lesson last night [01:44.76]In your sleep [01:45.47]Yeah next time I chuck a pick [01:47.23]I'll put a hood on my peep [01:48.56]On my peep on my peep [01:49.92]I'll put a hood on my peep [01:51.36]On my peep on my peep [01:52.80]I'll put a hood on my peep [01:54.22]On my peep on my peep [01:55.72]I'll put a hood on my peep [01:57.17]You gots to gots to gots to [01:58.83]Gots to gots to be a hoodlum [02:01.12] [02:04.03]That's the only way [02:04.85]I'll ever be a hoodlum [02:06.83] [02:09.69]I gots to stay strapped [02:10.87]So Ima be a hoodlum [02:11.99] [02:15.49]I need protection so I'm a be a hoodlum [02:18.04] [02:20.75]I put a hood on my peep so [02:22.27]I'll always be a hoodlum [02:23.81]Yeah you better stay strapped [02:25.66]Be a hoodlum [02:26.89]Don't get burned